Emi V

Pun-making medical anthropologist focused on health, the environment, and sustainability. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employers.

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

"The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places." —Ernest Hemingway via @momentumdash #appropriate

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

Will the USPS be delivering my vest for free or do I need to also pay for shipping?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals https://t.co/MM3jbtA9ea

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@EvilMopacATX I feel attacked. #theaccuracy

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

May the ERCOT be with you…

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

The Good News: The ice storm is over

The Bad News: Austin's low temps for the next 5 nights will be 17°, 17°, 22°, 27° and 27°

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@smammalogist @FloridaFootball @GeorgiaFootball @UFWildlife @UF_IFAS @UGAWarnell @UF @FloridaMuseum If only there was a clear indicator to help me choose… 🧐

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

I long for the day when I can return to the fieldwork! #sahelresearchgroup

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

"The mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions." —Oliver Wendell Holmes via @momentumdash
Can't argue with this. #momentumdash #quoteoftheday

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@uf this is unacceptable. Change your guidelines for the safety of your students, faculty, staff, and local community. #recklessendangerment #ufgators #theswampofdeath

https://t.co/RsqjnhCN15

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@Twitter at what point are you going to shut down the account of @realDonaldTrump for the good of the US?! #coup #coupdetat #coupintheusa

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

What an appropriate reminder for ending 2020 and starting a new year. #quotestoliveby #quotesoftheday #bigthingscoming
"If you keep on doing what you've always done, you will keep getting what you've always gotten." —Unknown via @momentumdash

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

#quack #quack #quack #quack
Lace ‘em up and I’ll see y’all on the ice.

[Peter Andrianopoulos @peterandri]

The Quack Attack is back
#MightyDucks

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@spittinchiclets This is the news I really needed today!! #mightyducks #flyingv #quackquack

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@ParamountPics “Frah-gee-lay: it must be Italian.”

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@sallyhatchet11 @thevacweb @daisrecords @Spotify As. You. Should. Be.

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@UFEarthSystems @WPBgreen @UF_IFAS Thank you for a great talk, Gbola!

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@elonmusk You sure did “send it to the internet”.

[Sally Hatchet @sallyhatchet11]

Join me now to learn about how and why we can sustainably manage livestock in the future!

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@Talkie86 @SpeakerShinjini Most of 2020...

[Emi V @greenwithemv]

@UF #rainsville #theswamp #uf