Chris Green

The lad with the greying swede. Likes a beer, his mates, his family and United

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

It’s something the @guardian do every time a major tournament rolls around but this guide to every single one of the 1,248 players involved in this summer’s World Cup is an incredible resource.

Bravo to everyone involved in putting it together. 👏
https://t.co/atjL08fuja

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Was sent this a few weeks back and it's excellent.

Every World Cup game in the timezone or city you chose from the menu, pub friendly times, family friendly times etc. Really well thought out.

Enjoy!

https://t.co/eKMuZ4iM9O

[Chris Green @greenyleigh]

@LeighLeopardsRL I’ve just come down to the shop Tuesday at 4pm and it’s closed with no sign or number?

[James Skelly @JamesSkellyBand]

I was there, and they all sounded like this to me.

[Pat Mustard-Young Banger🔥 @2nd_pat]

Maradona will be in stitches upstairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Don't want to overstate this but 20-minute highlights of every Premier League game in history, free and on demand, means that this should be a national holiday.

https://t.co/nmvkmFEy7J

[Heidi 🏖 🐬💙🍹🌊 @Brodiesmom68]

I haven’t laughed this hard in so long.
Make sure you have your pee pad on.
I have tears running down my leg. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chris Green @greenyleigh]

@richardashcroft Any idea on stage times for the gigs this week? @richardashcroft ?!

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

Louis Theroux’s next documentary should be on set-piece coaches

[Ant @antmcguire]

@IANdrewDiceClay I watch this on a regular basis
https://t.co/IDaRIv8pJx

[Transfer Dan @TheTransferOne]

Reminds me of a young Eni Aluko...

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

Today we celebrate the birth of a Champ Man legend.

A goal-poacher supreme plucked from the streets of Portugal.

Rumour says he was a data mishap. A figment of the imagination.

But mishaps don’t score 50+ goals and win the Champions League.

To Madeira. You were real to us.

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Carrick telling Amorim how to manage Manchester United

[Oasis Planet @OasisPlanet_]

Oasis - Acquiesce (amazing quality, full song)

#OasisLive25

[ᴍᴀɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ™️ @MANCHESTERMUS10]

You have never been in love
Until you’ve seen the stars
Reflect in the reservoirs
#Morrissey
#FirstOfTheGangToDie

[Chris Green @greenyleigh]

@SportsAgent11 @Malachians You were to say that though. He was awful that day