The Jolly Roger, MD

I wear white to weddings | Author of #TheBookofGreg | brother of Jake Cates | NO I don’t have an onlyfans!!! | if chiropractors are doctors so am I

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

Mistake of a lifetime. Happy Fourth to the red dawgs and the red dawgs only

[Ty Xanders @tyxanders]

A Fourth of July flip to @ArmyWP_MLax for one of the nation's top 2027 LSMs, as former Boston U. commit Ryan Lasko of @StAnthonysAth and @Shore2ShoreLax has chosen the Black Knights. Lasko was a game-changer for the Friars this spring and will join the Top 100 in our next update.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

We’re on to Bosnia.

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

Just kidding please accept me

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

Türkiye more like Turkey-BLEH these guys friggin blow 🤣🤣🤣

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

i dont even shake it dry i just shove it back in my pants and let my boxers do their fucking job

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

@timmyyley @DK_Assist @JakeCates3 Please fix @DK_Assist @DraftKings @nflcommish @realMPochettino @KingJames @USMNT

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

KNOCK KNOCK

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

Australia’s coach is the 17th best Johnny cash impersonator in APAC

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

We’re winning tomorrow 🇺🇸

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

Big dumb Aussie scored on the wrong goal 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

Scottish woman gave us extra beer. The cross cultural collaboration is going well

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

I couldn’t find Australia on a map. I have the US by a touchdown today

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

In lacrosse terms this is BU vs Army

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Catch your breath yet?

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

@Niner_m Feel free to text it to me

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

Needed a microscope but we found @nikmcfarland1 pecker

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

@LehighMLax

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

We need a cease fire NOW. These troops are NOT ready

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

Banger??? Barely know ‘er!

[Nothing Near Post @Niner_m]

Happy Friday Night Lights Patriot League edition for all those that celebrate.

With how drunk the Patty League has been this year, it’s only appropriate that playoff seeding comes down to a Friday night banger.

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

@mmvalerius @JakeCates3 @garber_matt @timmyyley I was parched

[The Jolly Roger, MD @greg_38_]

Craving a beer @JakeCates3 @garber_matt @timmyyley

Plz fix