Greg D'Alesandre

Living in San Francisco (again), Chocolate Sourcerer at Dandelion Chocolate, used to be a Product Manager at Google (including Google Wave!).

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

BREAKING: "@BetoORourke is considering a run for Governor of Texas against Republican Greg Abbot in 2022." @CalltoActivism

Retweet if you want Beto to run.

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Psaki calls out a reporter for asking a "many people are saying" question he can't back up

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

The older I get, the more I find myself randomly thinking about what uniquely powerful and spectacular talent Chris Farley had.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Al Franken was pressured to resign from the Senate. But Josh Hawley is a member in good standing?

Katie Hill was pressured to resign from the House. But Marjorie Taylor Greene is a member in good standing?

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

The greatest news clip ever from @11thHour with Brian Williams! This sums up the meeting between @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy and the Palm Beach bully. You won't want to miss this 🤣 https://t.co/RUma5yFhEJ

[Mark R. Miller @4T9NER]

There is a photograph in my house that haunts me. It is 100 years old. I don’t really need to look at it anymore because I have memorized every detail. But look at it I do. It is safely in my cupboard of photographs because I fear it might dissolve away in the vulgar light.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

@laurenboebert Ha- funny enough last I checked I wasn’t the Congresswomen trying to bully a college student on twitter.

I’ll say the same thing to you I said about your evil twin- if you shoot me you prove my point.

Text resign 954-954 to sign on to the petition calling for MTG resignation.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

it's an absolute travesty that this person is in Congress

[Eric @EricG1247]

I need 3K retweets in the next 24 hours: My name is Eric Garcia. I am running against Devin Nunes. I am a disabled Marine Corps veteran — and I'm going to win. Please retweet this & ask everyone you know to follow this campaign and join us. This is a critical mission. Let’s go!

[heyitstowler.bsky.social🇵🇸 @HeyitsTowler]

i put eyes on the cat’s bed and could not be happier with the result

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

This isn’t a Twitter “feud.” @tedcruz tried to overthrow our government. He inspired a deadly mob to storm the Capitol. And I think that deserves ridicule. So fuck him.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

A highlight of an already very good day.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Ready to serve.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Let's just sit with this for a moment and what it means.

Tomorrow, Kamala Devi Harris will be the first woman sworn in as vice president of the United States.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Wife: Would you like some tea?
Me: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Wife: We have English Breakfast and Chamomile.
Me: Why don't we have earl grey?
Wife: Because I don't buy tea FOR JOKES. ..You know what, get your own damn tea.
Me: you...offered?
WIFE: MAKE BOTH OF US TEA!

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

Easy to make everything a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Donald Trump just made history as the only U.S. president to be impeached twice.

For the sake of our democracy, let’s make history again by making him the first president to be convicted by the Senate.