Greg

American consumer | filmmaker who hasn’t made any films

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

there are only so many ways to say “uh huh” to your dental hygentist while she’s knuckle deep in your face hole

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

@beckandwoods This!!! Need to see more of this from industry professionals! Makes the uphill battle seem just a little less impossible.

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

moving a piece of gum in a urinal with your stream is high fidelity gaming

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

lol

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

@Chris_Stuckmann always a gamble when you use a black and white

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

i'm not good at accepting compliments or recognition, and am always coming up with well-crafted rationalizations for why i don't deserve them, but Ally told me to stop being such a prissy twat and to just let myself be excited and grateful, so fuuuck yeeeaaah! thank you very much

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

hey everyone, i won an award for my short script "SOCIAL WORK," today from the Chicago Script Awards (Best Young Screenwriter). my first ever recognition for my writing that isn't from friends or family. #screenwriting #ChicagoScriptAwards

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

and here's page 1.

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

i say let ‘em have it. you buy skippy this is what you get.

https://t.co/C07amWR9Pl

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

we need an “etiquette expert” to tell us that it’s important to be nice to old people. this is where we’re at folks

https://t.co/dyezRM5hPa

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

so can we all have work off tomorrow or what #Oscars

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

*montage of characters saying the title of the show or name of the main character as to illustrate its importance in the story world*

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

Hello friends. Today I want to talk about idea creation vs. idea curation.

And so we shall.

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[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

fully expecting Reese Witherspoon to cameo in where the crawdads sing as a withered spoon

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

I haven’t been this titillated but magic since the fairy godmother scene in shrek 2
https://t.co/5qPAurpQIn

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

when you’re online shopping and you have to enter your card’s expiration date and they ask for the name of the month and then you have to do advanced calculus to figure out which month is 7 and then I get sad about being bad at math in middle school and just don’t buy the thing

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

@NGDWrites ok cool I think I can breathe for the rest of the day now

seriously tho this is outstanding. would love to see more clips of artists talking about their early years, words of encouragement like this are manna from heaven

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

i hope my high school band director is conducting a sick horn section in jail

[Greg @gregdanieldavid]

there’s a real science to timing out your responses on Slack