Greg Evans

Father, Cattle Buyer/Backgrounder, BBN

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

BREAKING: The NBA has activated The Series Extender protocol:

Scott Foster will officiate Game 5 between the Spurs and Knicks LMAOO

Adam Silver just ordered a Game 6 😂🤣

[♣️Jokic & MJ♦️GOATs @PONTA6565]

Hakeem Olajuwon has settled the comparison between Michael Jordan and LeBron James.

• "When people start comparing LeBron to Jordan, it's not a fair comparison. Jordan was a far superior player, played in a very tough league, and was very creative."

• "I'm not trying to disrespect LeBron. He's a great player, but Jordan is a far superior player."

He clearly places Jordan higher, citing differences in era and difficulty as reasons. This statement has been repeated several times.

[✪ L͢o͢k͢i @BBN_Bucky]

Jordan was just built different 🐐

[Greg Evans @gregev]

@JoshACarpenter @PGAChampionship Jim Nantz loves him some Rory.

[The NBA Realist @nbarealist23]

Hold my beer.... MJ did this in 10 FEWER FULL SEASONS:

- More MVPs
- More Finals MVPs
- More Defensive Player of the Year Awards
- More All-Defense Selections
- More Scoring Titles
- More Steals Titles
- Better Per-Game Stats (Reg & Playoffs)
- More times leading the League in Advanced Metrics
- More times making both All-NBA and All-Defense in the same Season
- Better Game Winning/Tying Shot Clutch Metrics
- Faced better overall playoff competition (Teams with a higher avg Win Total, Net Rating, SRS)
- Best player on the greatest dynasty of the modern era
- Best combined reg season & payoff record (87-10)
- Undefeated (24-0) when having home court advantage
- 24-1 in the playoffs as a favorite

There is no other example in sports where the player with inferior Rings, MVPs, FMVPs, per-game stats is somehow considered the "GOAT". Not one.

Michael Jordan peaked higher, was more individually dominant, led more dominant teams, and on a per-game basis, was simply better during an era where the rules were designed to undermine Wing players.

Lebron James, while great, simply played longer and accumulated more total stats and accolades

Don't be bamboozled by the Twitter casuals on this app.

@getnickwright

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

LeBron really have the craziest flop compilation 🤣💀

[SportsStatsFan @SportsStatsFan]

This compilation of LeBron flopping is kind of funny. A large guy so easily thrown around. The last one is 6’9 250lbs LeFlop falling hard to the floor after a soft bump into 6’3 200lbs Donte DiVincenzo 😂😂

Credit @YIN_and_YANG_oo (Norcalhoodie)

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Professional golfer John Daly grabs a guitar and starts jamming out, singing “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”

[Greg Evans @gregev]

@Beno10_MFC 8

[👑Beno10 @Beno10_MFC]

Only the smartest nearly got the value of C. It requires top level IQ
Can you solve?

[Greg Evans @gregev]

@Beno10_MFC 1

[Giggling Ganon @GigglingGanon]

Bro found the hack to unlimited miles on his Tesla. 😂

Good thing he is saving the planet by not driving a gasoline powered vehicle. 🤦

[Greg Evans @gregev]

@benga1scentre With McCoy's knee injury wouldn't they bring him in for their doctors to evaluate if they are interested?

[Greg Evans @gregev]

@KyTomCat33 @jacetheukfan Why does everyone think Byrd is a cant miss? I get he is top defender but his game by game offense is not impressive.

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

While other college basketball coaches borrow ideas from the Lakers and the Celtics, UConn coach Dan Hurley looks overseas.

"We're going to Turkey. We're going to Israel. We're going-- we're going to France, England," says Hurley. The Huskies beat Duke on Sunday night to reach the Final Four. https://t.co/YvXJgkRNgW

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

It’s crazy how many things changed because this man had an out of body experience in the Tournament

If he was cold that day, Calipari is probably still the Head Coach at Kentucky, and Mark Pope is probably still at BYU

https://t.co/4zM6e52KF5

[Not Scott Charlton @Scott_Charlton2]

Updated Career Highs for former Kentucky players of the Calipari Era:

Bam - 83
Booker - 70
KAT - 62
Fox - 60
AD - 59
Randle - 57
Cousins - 56
SGA - 55
Murray - 55
Maxey - 54
Wall - 52
Monk - 45
PJ - 43
Herro - 41
Bledsoe - 41
Quickley - 40

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

"If I could take only 5 supplements for the rest of my life, this is exactly what I would take."

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

Most modern women will follow this path:

-Be a total whore in her 20s, get tattoos, travel and party.

-At 29, become very religious, meet a rich simp that ignores her past, make him wait for sex, marry him

-By 35 have your 3 kids out of the way.

-At 38, get bored of him, take half his shit, the house, and the kids, and be a total whore again.

-By 40, become a life coach, and teach other women how to live life.

[Sweep @0xSweep]

Pablo Escobar lost $2.1 billion a year to rats eating his cash

He was making so much money that he couldn't store it fast enough

At his peak, the cartel was bringing in $420 million per week

Warehouses full of cash stacked from the floor to the ceiling

The problem? Rats were eating the bills

Billions a year lost just to rats and water damage

That's $5.7 million a day gone and nobody even cared

He even spent $2,500 a month just on rubber bands to hold the cash together

One night on the run, his family got cold

So they burned $2 MILLION in cash to keep them warm

Forbes put him on their billionaire list and he was once the 7th richest person in the world

His accountants couldn't even count it all, they just estimated

This man had so much money it was literally rotting faster than anyone could spend it