Greg Furgala

Fake European.

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@Patrick_Wyman As a writer, I hate writing. I love having written, though.

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@JFreshHockey Raymond, Ballard and a second.

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@MikeStuchbery_ @derJamesJackson They probably love one another and want to spend their lives together.

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*modest proposal intensifies*

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If you blended all 7.88 billion ppl on Earth into a fine goo (density of a human=985 kg/m3, average human body mass=62 kg), you would end up with a sphere of human goo just under 1 km wide. This is a visualization of how that would look like in Central Park.

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I just threw out my big box of old, unused cables, and let me tell you, I am nauseous with fear.

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You ever just start scrolling through pictures of your dog even though they're right beside you?

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Not sure the ads in the middle of the relaxing forest sounds for dogs videos are really converting.

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With the rapid increase in the cost of living, it's only a matter of time before Lucille Bluth is right about the price of a banana.

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When did decks become the primary mode of communication?

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I greatly admire my dog's commitment to picking up a basketball with his mouth.

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Looking forward to the release of Wordle as a tentpole franchise with a phase 2 miniseries that explores the extended lore.

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Imagine how awful Wordle would be if there was a timer.

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Nice try lmao

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Was really hoping that final scene would devolve into each of the Roys doing a different chicken dance.

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@alexhayter How dare you impugn the gnarness of shredding pow.

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Mortadella has a real shot at being the best of the cured meats.

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Anyone going as a sexy Dune sandworm for Halloween?

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What my body must think of me when I chase ibuprofen with black coffee.

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Harder to hype an incoming report more than this.

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