Greg Taylor

I'm a chef, I'm always tired.

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

#tubestrike ; an excuse for cunts to spend an extra hour in bed, then blame being late on the Tube.

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Hey Phil Collins did she give the money back - @OpieRadio https://t.co/eoumTxqmgG

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

*walks towards Christmas market....then reads sign properly*
"Ski & Snowboard Show"
*walks away*

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

Hate it when I fill the bath with gorgeously hot water, but it's too much so I have to let half out and top it up. #FirstWorldProblem

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

Suggest a different opinion to 'open minded people', get insulted. OKAY GUYZ THNX

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@VonDecarlo no but it gave people enough clues,and opportunity, to rob her

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

People comparing the baby mice video to eating beef, read and weep douchebags. #usethewholeanimal

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@stumcvic I'm the guy in the corner at the party that says nothing all night, then complains he hates house parties

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

I wish people liked me as much as they like my Instagram...

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Fancy joining @rickygervais at #LifeOnTheRoad's premiere in London on Aug 10? RT for a chance to win 2 tickets.

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@cemtopcam it gets better son

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@Se_Railway I'm cool as a cucumber on the high speed, cheers #ACisworking #hottestdayoftheyear

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@SimWise YES!!!!

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@letitiawolf easy to say when your side won

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@letitiawolf I'm too busy watching Netflix to watch the news

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@letitiawolf no one did though, that's the problem.

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@letitiawolf what about the other 2 million real signatures?

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@letitiawolf STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY BECHAMEL.

[Greg Taylor @gregjttaylor]

@letitiawolf https://t.co/mTOvoT9q5P I'm sure he's not the only one