FloridaManProstateExam

[FloridaManProstateExam @gregmaidoh]

Louisiana prolly smell like crawfish, alcohol, and stupid

[Anna @annablankx]

This candle company makes scents inspired by places. This is his Ohio candle. Fuck lmao

[unwana @unwanted_dev]

40 yr old with a hat trick

[FloridaManProstateExam @gregmaidoh]

@unwanted_dev Sleeper pick. Jamie Foxx underrated in this

[FloridaManProstateExam @gregmaidoh]

@unwanted_dev Hear hear

[Sir Lean @xSirLean]

Hall Of Famer

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

why they ain’t call me 😔

[Will @HARB0RS]

I’ve never seen a more accurate take on the Drake v Kendrick beef.

[Harris Alterman @harrisalterman]

We asked couples "What's your partner's least attractive feature?"

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

LeBron could never

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Can't believe I did it again!!! @Lions

[Jerry Trosclair @TrosclairTweets]

Plot twist - @Applebees was only selling a single date night pass.

[Bill Burr @billburr]

@xGeneralPatten Not true. For 14.99 you get all the shitty comedy specials.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

safe travels back to cLeveland

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

if i say what i wanna say yall gon be asking me where i was on january 6th

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

MIA 19 - 56 BAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1084th unique final score in NFL history.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 1999, Australian truck driver Bill Morgan was involved in a serious accident that left him in a coma. Even though doctors said he had no chance of living, he miraculously woke up after 12 days and was completely fine.

Feeling lucky for having survived, he went on and bought a scratch lottery ticket. The result? He won a $17,000 car.

Normally, winning a car wouldn’t have made it to the news, but because of Morgan’s accident story, Channel 9 decided to do a feature on the man who was "clinically dead and came back to win the lottery."

While filming, they asked him to buy a lottery ticket so they could reenact the winning scratch. He happily obliged and started scratching the ticket on camera. To everyone's dismay, he won a further $250,000.