Greg Morton

Comedian/V.O. Actor/Cartoonist, Gamer, Foodie, Newsie, and lover of all things Star Wars. May the farce be with you!

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@lady_valor_07 No

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@mark_slapinski Hail to the new King! …where’s my pitchfork?

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@wideawake_media Just having them pay maintenance and upkeep fees on those three cars should be enough!

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@mark_slapinski You can see where we would be if he were Prime Minister. Worse!

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Hey #Ontario AGT Semifinal list Greg Morton is coming to a city near you! Get your tickets🎟️ TODAY! Let’s have some laughs and help find a cure for Huntington disease. @HuntingtonSC

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HSC is bringing a comedy tour to the community! Starring comedian @GregMortonComic from America’s Got Talent, with opening musical guest Jack Redman, this night out promises to be good, lighthearted fun. View the schedule and get your tickets here: https://t.co/L78nJ02EIa 🎟️

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@ThatGenericEric Xbox Live was down.

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@WeAreCanProud See you in unemployment line!

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@BGatesIsaPyscho 🤮🤮🤮

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@DonaldTNews Yes!!!👏

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@Matt_Pinner The word ‘BROWN’ comes to mind. Why is all the food brown? Even the drinks are brown. No green. That can’t be good for you!

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@6ixbuzztv I’ve been in this situation and I just let the other person have it. No point in dying over a parking spot.

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#FF gr8 talent! @CarlHigbie @MikalVega @GregMortonComic @GreekChickComic @BillSpadea @laurenyarger @jedbabbin @DaleHurd @WorkForWarriors @Bryan_Duncan @maxmartinila @StacyHarp @SaraCarterDC @dkahanerules @veryvirology @TinaForteUSA @VinceEEllison @XVanFleet

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@xMBGx Hell yeah!

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Hey #Toronto ! Monday March 18. Come out to @TheDanforthMH and watch @DebatersLive Doors open at 6:00 Show starts at 7:00.
@cbcradio with host @patterballs @kylebrownrigg

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@BigReed79 Yikes!

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Taking the stage…

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@xMBGx Yes!