gregoehmen

Senior product executive. Founder, RunnersRun — mileage goal tracking for serious runners. Fractional CPO @SpatialCapital @Hextropian

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@RunnersRunApp

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Tracked my running goal in a Google Sheet for years. Manual formulas, a bar chart that told me nothing.
In 2026 I finally built the tool that should have existed.
5.6 miles behind pace. The dashboard tells me exactly what to do.
Before → after:

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@InnovatorsX Nice work, Dave!

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@jeremycole Thanks for sharing that pic jcole. Now my wife hates my hygiene just a tiny bit less.

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@mstine I’m rocking the Sony G46-L 9” tablet with lime green stylus pen and really loving it. Highly recommend.

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@moredeploys It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

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@mstine @oxidecomputer @jessfraz @sdtuck Well, I’m really impressed with the work going on at @oxidecomputer because if @mstine is impressed, then there’s something realz going on.

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@jeremycole now I know two awesome people at Shopify. I wonder if you two will cross paths. I hope so!

[mike dalessio @flavorjones]

Today is my last day at VMware (née Pivotal) after almost 12 years as a client and employee.

I'm sad to be leaving so many amazing people, but happy that my desk gnome is now living his best life in the sun.

I start at @Shopify in a week and I'm UNREASONABLY EXCITED about it.

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@mstine @david_welch Concurrency will solve that prob

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@testobsessed @christo4ferris The market is no longer based on purely capitalistic free market economic principles. I mean, if all players in the market firmly believed there would never, ever be another dollar of bailout infusion, there would likely be a radically less bullish outlook today.

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Seems to me that if we can’t vertically scale hospital capacity, we sure as hell can horizontally scale by using otherwise idle airplanes to get #coronavirus patients to otherwise idle hospitals in other US geos. @GavinNewsom I can’t be the only one thinking this way right?

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Social Distancing aka The Rise Of The Introvert

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@moshjeier @juliaferraioli Once, while in Support, I had someone ask me to fax them a .dll file. I told him I would if he faxed me a $20 bill. (yeah, I know...fax...It was a long time ago.) (yeah, I know...dll...It was windows.)

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@MarkKropf @moredeploys @missquirkygal @mstine @BrianMMcClain @ntschutta Pretty much the SPO elite. We had coffee.

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@wattersjames @IBM @cloudfoundry @kubernetesio Agreed, though from that photo, it seems like IBM's mission is "BUILDING THE (4 beige chairs)"

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@tferriss I’m profoundly moved by your work. I’ll be in Austin 10/8-10. Could we possibly grab a coffee and hang out for like 30-45 min. No pitch, no ask, just talk about our journeys. I’d gladly clean your blackboards and erasers for a semester or some applicable equivalent.

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

This is an abuse of power.

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@jaytatum0 Keith Tkachuk wore Red Sox hat during 2003 World Series vs #STLCards No one in Boston went bonkers about that. (Ps. I never forgave him). Let’s Go Blues!!! #STLBlues

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@dan_b_kennedy I got to watch the Blues dismantle the Flyers yesterday in a pub in Philly. Kinda makes up for it, eh?

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Oh and luckily your 3 squares in federal prison won’t be too beer or meat heavy. Whew, what a relief. #Manafort

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Lol. Manafort’s lawyers cite Gout as hardship...Gout aka “disease of the kings” and “rich man’s disease”. Hey Paul, lay off the fatty red meat and beer.