Griffin Cooper

Baseball fan, masochistic Mariners diehard, fantasy nerd, and freelance writer

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@AngryMariners we know

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@Kwkdawg @MarinerMuse Very rational take

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@SeattleFanGZ @SleeperMLB @SleeperMariners @MarinerMuse Bryce Miller (and Woo having multiple absolute disaster outings like this one) tell me it's a lot closer than you're implying

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@DKramer_ Tied you say? 😂 This tweet stayed accurate for all of 5 minutes

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Absolute disasterclass from Bryan Woo. Not sure I've ever seen a pitcher give up 6 runs so quickly. And after 2 perfect innings to start the game no less. This team is brutal to watch sometimes

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@DarrenTrain Gotcha I was just going off Fangraphs for last offseason when teams apparently paid $11.7m per WAR. Either way I think Naylor probably puts up between 8 and 12 in the last 4 years of his contract

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I feel like Josh Naylor HAS to be on a record pace for groundouts in a season. I can't imagine anyone hitting more of them than he has so far

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@DarrenTrain Isn't $92M like... 8 WAR?

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@DarrenTrain Yeah I'm not even close to that idea personally. Dude's 28 and has a skillset that shouldn't be too affected by age for a while. Even if this ends up being a down year I fully expect the contract to be fine

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@Lucasscott95792 I still expect him to be completely fine but he is not having a good first half by any means

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@DarrenTrain @BaseballGeek72 According to Bliss in the postgame, Naylor collided with the runner a bit and it screwed him up

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@RobertAnthony_T @JomboyMedia My god you MAGA dummies are just shells of humans at this point. No critical thinking. No personalities outside of the cult. No ability to form any opinion other than what bubbles out of Trump's mouth next to the McDonald's crumbs and drool. It's fucking embarrassing man.

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@Deathby105 @Mitch_Seattle I mean I will not argue that they've been frustrating to watch. But they're 36-32 despite missing several of their best players for most of the year. So clearly you can succeed this way to a degree lol

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@MarinerMuse Because we live in a time where engagement/rage bait has completely taken over the internet. And the media entities that DON'T rely on it are now the minority

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@AngryMariners There are ridiculously negative, over-the-top Mariners fans. Then, there's 50 feet of crap. Then, there's you.

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@BrashFan Gotta be my boy Dom. I am so happy for his continued success this year. The crazy thing is, he just needed to be like 80% as good as 2025 to still be a productive hitter. And instead he is actually managing to be *better* offensively

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@JamaalK40203881 @JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ Brother he probably wasn't even trying to come in. If you watched this outing you know he had absolutely no control whatsoever. He was probably going for the outside corner on those pitches 😆

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@lyagonalcutters Everything seemed to fall our way for a week, so now nothing is going to fall our way for a while. As Mariners fans we should probably just be thankful we got 8 days of fun

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@BeeRice_ @TalkinBaseball_ @trevorplouffe @TalkinJake I don't think there's much risk of anyone from any gender letting you near their genitals voluntarily

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@BeeRice_ @TalkinBaseball_ @trevorplouffe @TalkinJake Oh you use homophobic and racial slurs you're so edgy and cool!!

The thing is, when you're such an obvious bottom of the barrel piece of human garbage, nobody with a lick of self-respect is going to be bothered by your insults. Because we all know your opinion is meaningless