Greg Smith

Thankful

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

There are too few & diminishing islands of hope in an ocean of those choosing to wallow in a cesspool of delusion # the challenges of the times

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@jan_sobieski83 @caitoz You Flat-Earthers are all the same 🤣 # no genocide - that's top drawer stuff. Water isn't wet.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart If you only 'double bagged'.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart You. Won't. Believe. My. Nigerian. Parrot. And. My.Max'ed. Credit. Card. Story.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart 'Smiting' is archaic pre-bluetooth technology. 'Kazaam !' came with wifi router update 12.4.1

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart I use 2LZ on a keystroke shortcut

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." Usually works # you're welcome

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart I suggest Narcissistic Sociopaths Anonymous. You'll be back at the centre of the universe in no time. It's just a minor setback.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart Me too, I'll be done after this voodoo bit # a hidden side-quest for true completionists of science # how did you get past the ogre under the bridge ?

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart Some choose to wallow in the squalor of inadequacy. I prefer the zen hot tub approach.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart I agree, as a layman. Mushrooms live in the dark & are fed shit. So people don't live in glasshouses. Throw stones all you like. It's science ...

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart The Bible has: Moses or Saul/Paul on the road to Damascus. Pick one & find out

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart A little Blue Bird pecked me. Then, it pecked me again. I got re-pecked. # you're welcome

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart Posterity ? Better write in AI hex code mate ... # just saying, I'm hiding under this sofa find your own spot

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart Gotcha. PS - Did you also do the Sermon on The Mount ? I need help with riding a unicycle.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@Monkeychops14 @besthealthyou @WarMonitor3 Stop saying everybody & The World in an 8.3 billion people population paradigm where YOU slot in the 1 billion everyone hates.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart I'm hoping to get that promotion to the Portaloo Bucket gig ...

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@rainerfm Yikes, that's how I dealt Satan an arse-kicking. Hell froze over. Lured into a frozen wasteland - my ex-wife's heart.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart The average government in the UK needs 12.5 jokes to last a term - one liners

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart The Job Bank had: Shitpost Inspector or Portaloo Bucket Replacer. I asked for the latter but ... It was taken. Here we are !

[Greg Smith @gregsmithsays]

@tobestewart Joggers in chain mail are vulnerable to thoughts & prayers - fun fact