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king degenerate. aspiring ancient astronaut theorist. always a good time.

[kev @thesilvashow]

this has been a rough few weeks for the “soccer is boring” crowd

[New Orleans Pelicans @PelicansNBA]

Stick to solitaire Stephen

[Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 @ReOpenChris]

🚨DeSantis says AI Data Centers have ZERO economic benefit for locals!

“Once it's done, it employs like a half dozen people. And these tech companies will likely bring in FOREIGNERS on some visa. They’re NOT going to hire from your local community. That's just not what they do.”

[Mother Fucker Jones (Charlie Heat Version) @mfjones69_]

This is the equivalent of the saints playing a football game in Dallas

[ScreenTime @screentime]

'Breaking Bad' star Raymond Cruz was arrested for spraying a child with a garden hose

Cruz was washing his car, and asked the girl to get out of the way. Cruz allegedly sprayed water at her when she didn't move.

(via: TMZ)

[FOX 8 New Orleans @FOX8NOLA]

District cancels classes on 5th day of school after all of its buses had catalytic converters stolen https://t.co/I8Qxs4zJrO

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

So the people who made us rename everything from military bases to football teams to pancake syrup are very upset about this Gulf of America thing aren’t they

[pasta thots🇵🇸 @muppetspice]

if u need me this is where I’ll be

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

This is worth your time.

[Joe — e/adgbe 🎸 @joe_r_Odonnell]

I heard they’re putting Aunt Jemima back on the bottle tomorrow

[Sheed✌🏾 @RashidShaheed]

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[Trace @yfntrace]

too many to choose from 😂

[kev @thesilvashow]

the truth is spreading

[DB @DrewBails]

Maybe one of the funniest minutes of all time #killtony @Shanemgillis

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Most embarrassing things for White Sox fans this season:

-Losing 14 straight
-This

[kev @thesilvashow]

yeah duh

[Spam Risk @gregveech]

So wait, Forrest Gump wasn’t a REAL person?

[kev @thesilvashow]

beautiful day to have a billion beers

thanks @Schiavi04 🤝