Jill Pauls

Bagels are my frenemy

[Jill Pauls @gremal3]

Just another regular day in America.

[CNN @CNN]

JUST IN: At least five people are dead and at least six others hospitalized following a shooting in downtown Louisville, Kentucky, authorities say. https://t.co/OEx0GWR91n

[Jill Pauls @gremal3]

Here’s the thing though. She’s doing great on her own, just like I always knew she would.

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

My child never returned home from the fourth grade because people in Texas love guns over children…So, if you’re wondering how life in a red state is …..

[Jill Pauls @gremal3]

Dear @amazon , stop leaving lightweight packages in envelopes at the edge of a porch where they will surely blow away with the slightest wind. Twice in one week, annoying.

[jemp.stp @runthistrain]

awful night in Michigan for dudes with 17 window decals and 3 flags hanging off the back of their truck

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

please start cutting up your grandparents licenses i can’t take this anymore

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Many years ago, my kids changed the nickname for myself in my iPhone to “You Jerk.”

I’d forgotten about it until I got an Apple Watch.

Now I am constantly being berated for exercising.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Jean Kuczka, 61, had taught at Central Visual and Performing Arts High School as a physical education teacher since 2008. Today she was shot to death trying to protect her students from a 19-year-old with a semiautomatic rifle and high capacity magazines: https://t.co/dmx9cC2rv5

[Jill Pauls @gremal3]

@emilypauls_ Sleigh 🛷

[Jill Pauls @gremal3]

@notcapnamerica Ohio

[Jill Pauls @gremal3]

Socialism for the win!

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Thank you to the 26 states that have answered our call for assistance with #HurricaneIan, specifically @GovernorKayIvey, @GovBillLee and @LouisianaGov.

Florida is grateful.

[Jill Pauls @gremal3]

Pretty sure this cashier at Target skipped right over quiet quitting and went straight to loud quitting because she’s moving in the slowest motion I’ve ever seen a human move & she put all my glass candles in one bag without wrapping them up and I just want to go home.

[Jill Pauls @gremal3]

Kinda trippy that I’m becoming a cat person. @rowb0atgirl maybe someday you’ll become a bird person.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.