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I’m so official all I need is a whistle

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@VicsCumCounter Just spit out my drink

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Bitches rly be walking around with anything printed on their sweater

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Hi what is your rate for a 10 hour foot massage and a slap in the face

[V @gremlina777]

Left my mom a voice note and she responded „You sound like Kurt Cobain”

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Dreaming about starting a beer empire

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@EllenBarkin @StephenKing Looooooooool

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Butter for my piece of bad bun

[Sara Eisen @SaraEisen]

Here in Davos @jaredkushner unveils the vision and plan for Gaza, encourages investment.

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Basically all my friends just wanna look at photos for the rest of their life

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Ppl referring to champagne as „bubbly“ are cursed

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i played sperm #4 in marty supreme

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@diabolikdvd Noooooooooo Eddington is masturbatory af

[V @gremlina777]

Does anyone understand what I mean when I say “looking at Julia Roberts feels like looking at 2 people at once”

[V @gremlina777]

Xmas be like “Oh yes no problem
I’ll go grab some lemons at the store” ; leaves house, lights blunt, blasts Tha Carter III and walks into traffic

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Is it just me or are people who carry their iPads around not to be trusted?

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We need to talk more about bouncy gait

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@houstonbone This is awe inspiring

[Houston Bone @houstonbone]

A.I. will never create anything as watchable as this video:

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Me opening the door to anywhere : “what kind of a fuck ass vibe is this”