Columbus (Gremlin Mode)

Sour Patch Kid without the sweet.

#EddyMun

NO LEWD

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

𝕀'𝕞 ℂ𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕦𝕤. ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕦𝕤.
ℕ𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟... 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕧𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕘𝕖?

#FateRP

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

"Gyarrrrr raaaaaaar BRAAAAAAR!"

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@Earthshxper "HA, the potato bitch fainted."

He crouches down and pokes him a few times. He then pulls a bottle of English Whiskey out and pours it on his head.

"Enjoy the good stuff from the bettah country bruv."

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@Earthshxper "Exactly, that potato famine should have never been solved. Ship them all off to America, I say. At least then the Brits who rightfully own that land don't have to see them anymore."

He knew he was twisting a nerve, and he wanted to see how far he could take it.

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@Earthshxper "True, honestly I think the Irish should have been eradicated. At least then we wouldn't have to deal with that annoying accent, awful food, and having to hear about those stupid legends of their's. After all, who gives a fuck about Cum Chulain or whatever?"

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@Earthshxper "Awww, did your boyfriend fuck your brains out harder than the British fucked the Irish colonies? Is that why you sound like a dumbass?"

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@Earthshxper "I pegged you as a Brit. Only Brits have that aura of lame, pathetic melancholy, and the smell of saturated fat."

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@Earthshxper "Gobble his dick like you gobble up a box of donuts every morning, fatass?"

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@Earthshxper "I bet you did you chunky ass bitch."

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@Earthshxper "Virgin alert, virgin alert!"

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@Earthshxper "That's what the last girl you fucked said about your performance isn't it?"

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

"Whaaaaa? Aren't old ladies like you supposed to have like, a ton of cash saved up? C'moooooon, just a lil bit of cash won't hurt you? Alms for a poor kid who isn't loved by anyone?"

He's gotten wide eyes as he stares up at her, trying to make himself seem like a sad puppy.

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

"Prolly old enough to be a granny. Well, whatevs, you got cash? I wanna get a skin and I'm not afraid to bum moolah off any rando I see."

He would completely ignore her scolding.

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

"Default dancing on your enemy's corpse is what we do nowadays Gramma. Keep up with the times."

He was snapping his fingers at her as he spoke.

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

Trips and scrapes his knee..

Sits for a few minutes until he hears footsteps from the reader nearing him.

Proceeds to start bawling for attention.

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

"Bah, who cares about him. He doesn't matterrrrrr."

He would groan out his words as if annoyed by the mere mention of his older self. If they were going to talk, the least he could do was make it interesting.

[tito paco @pureflction]

( He immediately stopped walking. After a sigh, he turned his body around and began walking down the opposite way. )

"Must be nice being useless. Even your older self is probably the same, though he's probably being treated like he's already at a retirement home than a baby."

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

"I got tired from carrying my team in Fortnite, dumbass. My room is that way."

He would flail his hand forward and down the hall, the opposite direction Tex had been going.

[tito paco @pureflction]

( he is intensely glaring yet picks up the kid and puts him on his back )

"Sigh. Where's your room. Did you get tired from being picked on by Nursery Rhyme and Jack? Unbelievable."

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@putonesco
"Hey, old man. Carry me to my room will ya, my legs are tired and you're not doing anything else worthwhile."

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@AMESAKAHO "Your tongue might have tolerance, but your butt is gonna HURT! You're gonna CRY and I'll be laughing when you do!"

He crosses his arms and looks away with a pouty face.

"You know you can at least offer me a non-spicy chip too."

[Columbus (Gremlin Mode) @GremlinRider]

@putonesco || Thats the unfortunate thing about JP games. A lot of artists are from JP, and JP is not big on non-pretty boys.