Greta Chiocchetti

San Francisco-based storyteller

[Lonnie Lee Hood @LonnieLeeHood]

Every month I send out two pitches that landed and explain why, plus interview Bitchin’ Writers and offer freelancing advice.

Bitchin’ Pitchin’ is just $3/mo and I appreciate your support! Winter months are so difficult for freelancers.

https://t.co/qBhy1eklB3

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

McDonald’s worker in the US: $9/hr

McDonald’s worker in Denmark: $22/hr, 6 weeks of annual vacation, a union, 1 year of paid family leave, life insurance and pension.

America must join the rest of the industrialized world and ensure that our working class can live with dignity.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

no girl has all three:

- good vision
- the will to live
- a working digestive tract

[Maxine Waters @RepMaxineWaters]

Can’t wait for January 6th when the electoral votes from the 50 states will be sent to Congress. Trump, you LOST the popular vote, the ELECTORAL vote, & you’ve obviously lost your mind! What does it take for you to understand you’re a LOSER. PeriodT (as the millennials say)!

[Greta Chiocchetti @gretac813]

thank god for Maxine Waters

[Maxine Waters @RepMaxineWaters]

Trump, you attempted to overthrow the legitimate votes of Americans. You got kicked in the face by 46 courts & the crown kicking came from the Supreme Court you thought you owned! The democracy is stronger than you will ever understand. Goodbye & good riddance!

[em @girlfr0g]

absolutely infuriated by how large asparagus grows if it’s not properly harvested

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

🇺🇸 https://t.co/39zTizLeJx

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

when i escort a bug to the window on the corner of a rogue piece of mail? i am benevolence, i am mercy

[Danielle Ohl @DTOhl]

journalists will be like "i know — a place"

[James Juanillo @jaimetoons]

A white couple call the police on me, a person of color, for stencilling a #BLM chalk message on my own front retaining wall. “Karen” lies and says she knows that I don’t live in my own house, because she knows the person who lives here. #blacklivesmatter

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Democracy in the United States has failed. And America knows that when a country needs democracy, you invade it.

That's why we're calling on Canada to invade the United States and restore democracy.

Sign the petition: https://t.co/6TsPmBfwtt

[Greta Chiocchetti @gretac813]

@abigailwrena lmao I get Haim sisters too 😂😂 Long heads UNITE!

[Taffy Brodesser-Akner @taffyakner]

My long-awaited statement on today's media kerfuffle is as follows: Journalists. The hours are terrible and the pay is shit, but at least everyone hates us!

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

Today’s outcome in Harvey Weinstein’s New York trial is the result of the decisions of multiple women to come forward to journalists and to prosecutors at great personal cost and risk. Please keep those women in your thoughts today.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

hey @twitter this dude is saying he’s going to murder a shit ton of people maybe you should ban him

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Got no problem with Goths at all. I stand!

[Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @lostblackboy]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a journalist to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “finding a second source" helps