Gretchen

I wear a lot of black

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

@ShopifySupport my login button is greyed out - is this a current bug that you’re working on?

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

@AshleyPassion1 @ShopifySupport This is happening to me too! Came on here to see if it was happening to anyone else right now

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

@DiarrheaPlanet what’s your alls google analytics like

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

Do you think the correct spelling of diarrhea doesn’t rank as well on Google. Also I promised I don’t have diarrrah

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

Been hanging out at my parents house for a few hours freezing my ass off and my dad says “oh! Would you like for me to turn on the heat?”

Just like my childhood.

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

Every place you can buy goods should have a rewards program. @moo I'm looking at you and your expensive ass business cards that some of my clients love.

[N @dearvotion]

type of vibe i’m on

[Mike Carolla @SJTimes13]

most days I’m convinced this is the greatest moment in cinema

[not wint @drilhistorian]

the prophecy

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

I wonder if part of my lore is introducing people to 2012 Grimes prior to 2018 Grimes

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

When the fuck did a McDonald’s hashbrown start costing $2.25

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

@ryson There are literally 18 things wrong here

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

“Remembering” my password today was not a coincidence I promise 👀

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

What did I miss

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

I finally remembered my password

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

@TheStef23 @rolyat_taylor Hahahahah I still can’t believe that was there lmao

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

I feel like I’m a little too deep into tiktok when this costume shows up on my fyp and I think it’s genius. Hilarious. Bravo. Niche.

[Gretchen @gretchfang]

One of the most terrifying things you can hear a toddler say is “where’s my stool”