I was babysitting this little girl and explaining what periods are so she’d know they’re completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of. Her older cousin overheard us, walked in, and said, “Don’t teach her that bullshit.” She looked at him and said, “Guys who get grossed out about girls getting their periods are lame. I’m sure your mom was praying to get hers but got you instead. Tragic.”
I had to walk away because I was trying so hard not to laugh.
“estoy con la regla”
-predecible, aburrido, vulgar
“una luna más he errado en mi sino de engendrar un heredero”
- épico, dramático, sugiere que eres una poderosa hechicera