Graham M.

Optimist, Atheist, Compulsivist

[Chris Atkins @scatatkins]

I went to the Reform Conference posing as a reporter for a fake hard right news channel, and found Farage supporters who thought he'd been "entrapped by facts"

[Graham M. @grhmmnr]

@Criminalsimpson

[Graham M. @grhmmnr]

@hansmollman As opposed to a wee knight on a chicken?

[Graham M. @grhmmnr]

@ATRightMovies

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

Aston Villa: “go away! There ain’t no Aston Villa title challenge and there never was one!”

[Ben Coley @BenColeyGolf]

Here's my player-by-player guide to the entire field for the Masters.

I would very much appreciated likes (and even the odd retweet) if you don't mind, especially as they're taking away my blue tick tomorrow. And it took ages.

https://t.co/dwsUAf0dA8

[Graham M. @grhmmnr]

@HaysNews Thanks for the confirmation.
I did not do so.

[Graham M. @grhmmnr]

@HaysNews Is it company policy now for you to spam WhatsApp accounts now? Or is this someone else acting in your name?

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

I do worry that plotting our 12 year trend of PMs so dreadful they made the last one look competent, that we're heading into Dorries's premiership.

[Graham M. @grhmmnr]

@ExcelPope The trend continues.

[Graham M. @grhmmnr]

@BSam2424 @MichaelWarbur17 @MarkSeddon1962 Juristische Bibliothek, Munich

[Graham M. @grhmmnr]

@LizTruss_MP

[Ben Coley @BenColeyGolf]

Here's my preview of the PGA Championship, and with it a quarterly favour if you could to like and retweet if you do read it, and don't mind. Thanks a lot.

https://t.co/xgacciEPST

[Prof. Christina Pagel - @chrischirp.bsky.social @chrischirp]

THREAD: I keep being asked when we can go "back to normal" or "like it was before". My personal thoughts:

We've added a new disease to our population, more infectious and more severe than flu.

The world pre 2020 no longer exists - we may want it to, but it just doesn't. 1/13

[Graham M. @grhmmnr]

@Rats_Nest_Org @montydog58 @trussliz https://t.co/bzs0KJFmQI

[Nadhim Zahawi @nadhimzahawi]

Yesterday I tested positive for Covid and will therefore be watching my brilliant colleagues at oral questions today instead 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

Thankfully I’ve had my three jabs and will be working from home while I isolate 💉💉💉