griffen larkin

orion’s belt? waist of space

[The Onion @TheOnion]

ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down why it's still too early to say exactly which racial and ethnic minority groups will be to blame for each political party's shortcomings this election.

[wint @dril]

the Honda Fit has suffered enough abuse from the mouths of fucking crap heads . everyone should be legally forced to buy it

[griffen larkin @griffenlarkin]

@xt_ve If it’s up for grabs

[disco elysium quotes @discoelysiumbot]

Watch out for yourself, loser!

[disco elysium quotes @discoelysiumbot]

The little bleeps and bloops you trust for info -- you can't trust them anymore.

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

Happy Birthday JRR Tolkien! https://t.co/QYHBtfBlce

[griffen larkin @griffenlarkin]

@limpfishkit ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤
ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥
WE STAY HUNGRY😈
WE DEVOUR 👹
PUT IN THE WORK 💪
PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚
AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶

[griffen larkin @griffenlarkin]

@xt_ve pull up

[griffen larkin @griffenlarkin]

@xt_ve @chairishco

[Gus Viveiros @GusVcomic]

Tried to do the milk crate challenge but built the middle one too tall so God scattered me and my boys abroad the face of the earth and confounded our language

[griffen larkin @griffenlarkin]

“successfully” countering my annual summer spiral by repeatedly telling myself I’m just a little depressi spaghetti even tho it really doesn’t rhyme

[griffen larkin @griffenlarkin]

@AhsanFuzail check out how you can live in one of those apartments for free too

[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

These are all real quotes from senior Israeli officials.

[griffen larkin @griffenlarkin]

@xt_ve second one is what we use

[griffen larkin @griffenlarkin]

@kevmua https://t.co/YNG7YLLbfS

[griffen larkin @griffenlarkin]

@kevmua googled “cask” and went to the shopping tab to be greeted by two japanese whiskey bottles costing $18k and $85k