griffin

nothing to say right now sorry!!!

[Will @umhamsterlammy]

fat obese redditor upon seeing a similarly fat animal struggling to breathe:
"wow chonky boy"

[wint @dril]

age 0 (baby): I want my Dada .
age 25 (Millennial): I want my Data
Do you see how fucked this is?

[griffin @griffin420_69]

@cricketarrison Relevant: https://t.co/33f5wBLKMU

[griffin @griffin420_69]

fuck dude this hurts me

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@youngmrclean Preech

[SURGE @SURGE]

Ska will never die. RT if you agree.

[michaela @hentaipaladin]

idk how or why girls put up with shady dudes or men that lie, do disrespectful shit or cheat. Hunny no matter what u look like or what u do with your life there is a decent looking guy out there dying to lick ur whole ass even if u dont want him to

[Dina Hashem @dinahashem_]

Comics use humor to ease the pain of tragedy, and some people don’t like that

But compared to other things people do to ease their pain, like drugs and murder and suicide and blogs,
jokes seem pretty good

[griffin @griffin420_69]

@youngmrclean hahaha damn this got me

[griffin @griffin420_69]

im putting together a new festival called "Rock 4 Consent" but i'm only booking white cis male performers sorry snowflakes

[griffin @griffin420_69]

@cricketarrison @LilNasX @alanresnicks #ChooseAlan @LilNasX

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@cricketarrison @LilNasX @alanresnicks I second this, this is the best idea.

[griffin @griffin420_69]

last night i got distracted by an autism pillow in newbury comics for damn near 10 minutes. would've loved a little more time with it but the mall was closing

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

Marx was right when he said religion is the opiate of the masses so it’s mildly amusing how in a cruel twist of fate “Marxism” became the religion of the most spiritually barren and intellectually muddled of the bunch

[griffin @griffin420_69]

"I don't think i could ever sleep with a cosplay girl"

"But what if she was cosplaying as a cooler bitch?"

[griffin @griffin420_69]

@PileOfTears wow... true

[griffin @griffin420_69]

could you imagine being a homeowner and being like hmm my front yard is missing something and then being like "voila! a blue lives matter flag!"

[griffin @griffin420_69]

help guys i ate the impossible burger and now the catholic church thinks im a fucking witch

[ret @rad_milk]

burlesque is french for “titty circus”

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@radcouch This joke is too good and its made me frustrated by u so I'm a terf now