Sarah Grignet

30ish. She/Her. My best friends are my dogs.

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

It doesnt sit right with me that we dont have another name for when your cousin has a baby. Like who is that to me? Also my cousin? No he's not

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ohhhh so now I’m the bad guy. Just for being a huge bitch

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

The concept of “benson boone”

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Paige might be the queen bee of Degrassi but Emma is going to say the cruelest thing you’ve ever heard someone say to another human being without using a slur.

[bo @TheldlerWheel]

I would've rolled the window up on him

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

OMG

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[night @wutherednights]

if there are 1 million wuthering heights (2026) haters, I'm one of them. if there is one wuthering heights (2026) hater, then it's me. if it has no haters, it means I'm dead

[Dr Melissa L Gustin @Hosmeriana]

Looks like the limits of my tolerance for fashion anachronism has been found and it's Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Barbie

[aarav @aarav9shah]

When Lumon is mean to Milchick: 😡😖🤬

When MDR is mean to Milchick: 😂🤑🥳

[Rachel Gilmore @atRachelGilmore]

A clear language-based failure from Canadian media: they always ground events related to Gaza as being "since the Hamas-led attacks of October 7."

They mention Oct. 7 every time, but never add the context that Amnesty and the UN have determined there's been a genocide going on!!

[cam @magickbullet]

Just saw a girl with a ‘Brat’ bumper sticker go the wrong way down a one-way

[✨ evie ✨ @sillymoder_]

Montreal is so woke even the city itself has a septum piercing

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

Progressive Conservative Premier meets with Progressive Conservative Prime Minister

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Friend: I just read this really fun second-chance romance.

Me: Persuasion did it better.

Friend: It was really cute though.

Me: Persuasion did it better.

Friend: You don't even know what the book is about...

Me: Persuasion. Did. It. Better.

Friend: *deletes my contact info*

[stef 🍊 @wiistef]

not fem not masc but a third other thing (doesn’t know how to dress)

[Meagan ❄️ @atlmeagsnow]

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It's so funny that when they were inventing hockey one guy was like hey what if we had jail? I love your "soccer on ice idea" but what do you think about jail? A little jail for bad people?