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Okay these biddies are losing their wine tour virginity @cava_yolo

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Rant over. There were an abundance of weddings this weekend

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Also what are with brides changing last name on their Instagram handle on same day of wedding??? What’s the rush???? Lame.

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“Bridesmaid proposals” are so fucking weird. What’s with the gift boxes? You trying to bribe them to say yes lol???

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Girls on TikTok be like: “let me recreate one of Matilda Djerf’s outfits”. Bitch, just get your own personal style ok!!!!!!!

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Stop recording your Fringe show to Insta. Just watch the fucking thing.

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I went to a bakery and asked for a chunky beef pie and they said they only do mince. A fucking disgrace. Mince beef pies are for plebs

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What is with this corset and low rise pants trend? Like NO.

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@eggynesquik You and me bro 🙃

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@eggynesquik Oh wow that’s even worse…

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How does one dress for the cold weather

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Binge is an underrated streaming service

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Should I let deuxmoi know that Jamie Dornan was spotted being accosted by some teenage Boost workers at Burnside Village? Xx

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Charles and Camilla got totally fucked by the Crown producers lmao

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Can we cancel people saying ‘gorg’ rn please

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Wtf this is insane

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Dominic West and wife Catherine Fitzgerald addressed reporters outside their home today by speaking to them and handing out pieces of paper saying: “We just want to say our marriage is strong and we are very much still together.”

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do you ever see cheese boards on ppl’s Instagram stories and think that is the shittest cheese board you’ve ever seen

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Every time I take an Uber with my parents my Dad gets his wallet out ffs

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Overheard at Burnside nails & spa: Ugh, he didn’t tell me he cancelled this card.

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Jonathan Majors is my new crush @LovecraftHBO