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bitta twitta

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

can’t prove it but feels like bald guys love podcasts

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all these posers looking up at the sun now there’s an eclipse on. Where are you the rest of the time? I’m literally ALWAYS looking at the sun. I don’t need nerd glasses or a colander neither

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

I get all my financial advice from the song Bills, by money saving expert Martin "LunchMoney" Lewis

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I heard rod stewart brought out Dick Fucknell at Asstonbury 2025

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Can't believe they preferred the Chicago pope over the thinner crispier cardinal from New York

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

i've written 100s of songs about dating straight women and no one cared, Chapell Roan does it and suddenly it's really cool and good

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

trick or treating for world vegan day (stealing pumpkins from the front of people’s houses for soup)

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

give crunchie me give eat crunchie me eat crunchie give me eat crunchie give me you

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

Insane in the Fox, insane in the Mem Fox

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Also don’t rate Monet

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Every museum I’ve ever been to has a Rodin sculpture in it. Did this lad have nothing better to do.

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

https://t.co/GogBTWfHhQ

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7am on International Women’s Day, @larsie21 is waking me up, saying she can’t sleep and asking if she can go open her presents! Go on love ;)

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I’m watching this pot and it’s straight up not boiling, like at all

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

How come whenever there’s big beautiful gates, usually you have to go through a shitty little door sized gate next to it

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

I have to say, didn’t use to rate Rembrandt but having seen some of his paintings, fair play he’s decent

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

Beekeeper 1: how come your bees are much less hairy than mine?

Beekeeper 2: none of your bees wax

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

You know what’s the smallest cups? The cups at breakfast buffets. You don’t want me to have juice? Don’t have the juice available. I’m going up 3/4 times minimum

[Luc @tragicsalmon]

Gnarly Wave Jepsen

[richard @richard_normal]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover