Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower

Dead account. Now at

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

Often get asked where my username comes from. I've used it since about 2003. I got it from an @eddieizzard bit in his 1997 Glorious show: https://t.co/UBsx4rKXnU

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

She's gotta be doing it for the memes, right?

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

British Government borrowing has overshot forecasts again.

Higher taxes, higher spending, lower growth, more debt.

The economic doom loop is accelerating.

https://t.co/SYviYxU5jv

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@ItssssRyanSL @fesshole Presumably prior to a feeling of fullness?

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@anon_opin Someone tell OP that the World Games exists

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

How's about "fuck right off"?

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@anon_opin You can swap the Fn and Ctrl keys in the BIOS (at least in every Lenovo I've had)

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@anon_opin *

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@LBCbackOnDAB @anon_opin Wireless ear/headphones are more expensive for worse sound quality. And leave the user at the behest of battery life. So more money for a worse experience

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@PrincePhil_M @anon_opin There'd have to be backwards compatibility, since at present 1 Jan 1900 is just the serial mumber 1. Building in functionality for prior dates would mean Excel would have to parse every single number in alevery spreadsheet differently lest it propogate invisible errors throughout

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@NoContextBrits It subsidises the rest of the UK...

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

Even the bollards are getting ready for #BBCStrictly

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

Love you.
#WorldBollardAssociation 💛💛

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@zingybeams He looks positively aghast that someone might call him anything but

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@SoVeryBritish I read it with the same rage

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@fesshole I thought the fess was going to be along the lines of "I actually advise my clients on potential pitfalls associated with the purchase instead of doing fuck all and transacting as slowly as possible come what may". We can all dream...

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

It's possible with an interest rate of 0.99%, meaning that $700/month barely covers the interest. This is just an idiot not knowing how to pay down debt. Paying $7 of principle / month, $194k in total, to clear $10k is just dumb

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

how is that even possible???

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@lonmceachern Plus, flag-burning is literally protected speech, so it would be incredibly inappropriate for the VP to comment on it

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@HugoIsTheOne #ASMR

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

This shouldn't be controversial. But it will be controversial, because apparently requiring evidence of clinical efficacy is a bad thing?

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

Puberty Blockers. A 🧵 

Children’s healthcare must always be led by evidence. 

Medicine given to children must always be proven safe and effective first.

I know there’s lots of fear and anxiety. 

Let me explain why this decision was taken.

1/9

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@henriksen1 @fesshole I hope it was near the tube station in Notting Hill: Notting Hill Gate gate gate

[Grim Reaper With A Lawnmower @grimmower_]

@anon_opin Logical inference being that OP wants them blood-related? 😳