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As a chronic doer I can tell you guys we’re all going to be bored soon and it will suck. There is a lot of money coming for the entertainment industry

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

The world wants me to die.

My incurable disease diagnosis became global news. It was omnipresent on social media and 1,900 articles were written in a matter of days.

Many were saddened.

However, joy dominated the commentary.

People pointed to schadenfreude, the pleasure of another's failure. Yes, there’s that. There is a special place in people’s hearts that loves to see others fail, especially when that person’s presence threatens their own psychological stability in some way or helps them feel better about themselves.

But, if you look over the social media commentary about me, you’ll see that pattern:

“he deserved it.”

I deserved it because I challenged death. The crowd was running a deeply rooted psychological script that represents the oldest, most deeply embedded stories of human culture.

This was the first story ever written down, 4,000 years ago. Gilgamesh sought eternal life after losing someone he loved, only to have the plant of youth stolen by a serpent as he bathed. Leaving him to accept his mortality.

Asclepius became so skilled at rejuvenation that he raised the dead. As punishment, Zeus struck him down with a thunderbolt to enforce life and death authority.

This is the story of Jesus. Pontius Pilate offered a choice between a thief and the immortalist, and the crowd demanded the execution.

People need this story conclusion to keep themselves sane. The challenger must lose and the loss must appear deserved. It’s a shield of self preservation.

For if death is inevitable, their existence and that of their loved ones is justified and unavoidable. If death is not inevitable, nothing about their reality is safe.

I occupy the same philosophical and archetypal position as Gilgamesh, Asclepius and Jesus.

This statement will draw outrage and accusations of blasphemy, hubris and narcissism. Nevertheless, it’s the pattern that has repeated itself for thousands of years.

Death has been the omnipresent concern of the human race. It encapsulates our greatest fears, joy and curiosities. The discourse around it changes over time; however, the fundamentals remain unchanged.

What’s different about this moment, that is unlike any other moment, is that physical death may no longer be inevitable.

What if I didn’t deserve it?

And what if I am your ally, and not a threat?

[ashe @ashebytes]

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[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

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because you’re a midwit who doesn’t understand accelerating returns.

[spor @sporadica]

i genuinely never thought i'd see a robotic hand good enough to screw in a lightbulb within the decade

and yet, here we are. bravo.

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[Thomas @ohioaninexile]

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[Jacob @THEMOSTLUCKYMAN]

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[MISOG MIKE @JACKEDMAGA]

@grimpickns didn't you owe @shivalry $100 you broke a$$ n!gg3r. Acting like you have it all together talking sh!t in spaces, but get mad when your broke a$$ gets called out. F@GGOT!

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[Dioni, vuestro amigo.🇪🇺 @CeodeDionis]

Cada vez que veo una foto de Dua Lipa no paro de reírme acordándome del tío que dijo que a la gente que le resulta atractiva es porque no tiene adn Europeo que sepa detectar cuando una gitana te está intentando distraer para que te roben sus primos.

[Air Katakana @airkatakana]

i’ve spent the past few months generating fake “extinct insects” with chatgpt and making wikipedia articles for them. all backed up by book references that don’t exist. not a single article has been deleted yet out of hundreds. the future is here

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[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

Black guy wasn’t expecting to tap out to a choke hold from an Asian dude in full schoolgirl cosplay 😂