Chris Grimsley

The Greatest Human Ever

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

Hey @realbenmcdonald the answer is Ryan Minor! Love your announcing so I figured I’d tried to help you #Birdland

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

First chance to listen to @GeoffOnTheAir as play by play on @masnOrioles. Between him, @kevinnbrown, @BrettHollander and @MelanieLynneN, mixed with Gary Thorne, the @Orioles have some amazing PbyP announcers that they can keep/use more with @realbenmcdonald

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

@Orioles @masnOrioles Why is it always Scott Garceau? I’m probably turning the game off now. He is the worst! So many talented people with your new additions & we’re still waiting for Gary after your contract dispute. Like @realbenmcdonald, but a big no to Garceau #BoredBirdland

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

Basically repeating my tweet last night, but @kevinnbrown should absolutely be the @Orioles @masnOrioles play by play guy when it’s not Gary Thorne. Him and @realbenmcdonald are great together #Birdland

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

I know Scott Garceau is considered a legend around these parts, but I can’t stand him on @masnOrioles games this year. Thankfully @kevinnbrown is finally getting to call a game this year and while I hope Gary Thorne is back, I want Kevin to be our future #Birdland

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

We’re going to look like such idiots compared with dinosaurs to Earth’s next inhabitants. Dinos at least died cause of fancy space rocks doing #Science things. We are gonna be wiped out cause idiots couldn’t be bothered to wear masks & idiots liked @bigbangtheory @realDonaldTrump

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

Hypothetically (or as the kids say these days “asking for a friend”) what is an annoying/awful smelling food to grill for a few hours to help your neighbors out while their hanging on their “new” “deck” #YoureOnTheGround #VengeanceForWillow #Birdland

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

And I’m not saying this cause of only @LeBatardShow’s type things, but an @ESPNRadio show/TV show featuring rotating peeps like @minakimes, @katienolan, @SarahSpain, @PabloTorre, @Foxworth24, @bomani_jones, @mikegolicjr, @elleduncanESPN and more would be so amazing

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

@bhofheimer_espn @espngolic @ESPNRadio @LeBatardShow @minakimes @katienolan @PabloTorre @bomani_jones You could have such an amazing show or 2! And in some cases like High Noon you did, but I just don’t like these changes. @notthefakeSVP & @ryenarussillo was the high point of @ESPNRadio. But you really could make something great out of the talent I mentioned & Fitz & Spain

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

@bhofheimer_espn @espngolic @ESPNRadio has been going down hill for awhile, but these changes are just so damn bland. At least @LeBatardShow stands out, but you’re cutting it down an hour. And the rest do of your lineup is just awful. How do you waste @minakimes, @katienolan, @PabloTorre, @bomani_jones?

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

So I’m so old I don’t really even understand how twitter works anymore, but if there is anyone that even follows me anymore I would love some “legal” petty ass things I can do to my neighbors. They took Willow from me and called the cops, so I have to be careful here #Birdland

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

Petty as fuck level tonight is we no longer need to go outside in the dark since you made me lose my puppy, so I will just leave the light on for all of our bug friends. It will help guide them to your house too and I’m giving you more light to smoke your weed #Birdland

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

I love Griffey and this just makes me love him more. #FTheYankees #Birdland

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

How the fuck do you put Griffey in this? I’m a lifelong @Orioles fan & I love Brady, but yes he did juice. And of course I don’t know for sure, but Griffey may be my favorite player of all-time and I think the dude was clean. He had the most pure swing I’ve ever seen

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

@TorreySmithWR I hate it! It’s way too soon and I hate the people pressuring @GovLarryHogan into doing it

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

This is probably why we get @peacockTV for free or cause of the world ending, but it sucks & is slow as shit or just never loads. This house that I’m in with my senior citizen roommates & we still could have @Netflix @Hulu @disneyplus & 3 phones on WiFi all work fine at once

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

Is driving a car like riding a bike? And I’m not talking about my fat ass getting on a bike now and swallowing the seat or hurting my junk. I mean I haven’t driven a vehicle in almost 2 months. Will I still remember how pedals work? #Birdland #TheStrawberryMayNotFire

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

It’s getting harder to remember a time where we could leave our homes and not be killed by a plague or fucking giant, murderous hornets #Birdland

[Chris Grimsley @grims127]

The retrospective and then the new live episode were awesome. And how could they not end it with 5,000 Candles In The Wind #ParksAndRec

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

IM CRYING #ParksAndRec