jabes

living easy where the sun doesn’t shine

[jabes @grindbyaic]

Rip Eddie

[jabes @grindbyaic]

Need Leeway’s Desperate measures on vinyl

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Talkin’ bout dang ol’ finally

[jabes @grindbyaic]

I simply cannot imagine dining at a restaurant and just completely ignoring a waitstaff that approached my table. Making eye contact, then just going about my conversation as if that person didn’t exist or need my attention for something

[jabes @grindbyaic]

*scrolling hinge* I don’t want to do this shit bro, I just want fine shyt to admit he’s in love with me bro

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[jabes @grindbyaic]

I will only communicate via voice memo or FaceTime and you’re just going to have to accept that

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[jabes @grindbyaic]

God bless Jimmy’s Food Store 🙏🏼

[jabes @grindbyaic]

Another day, another $15 salad from central market

[chevo @Chevy_Bevis]

planet fitness at 5 pm is my literal nightmare. i will bomb this place

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

just walked past a guy talking on the phone and wearing the biggest pair of pants ive seen since the 1990s and heard him say "yeah im wearing them right now"

[elise @yumyumeg]

If you go to a man house and he got a vinyl collection just know you dealing with a seasoned hoe

[jabes @grindbyaic]

Dudes will ask if they can send you nut vids with sound but won’t like your ig posts

[jabes @grindbyaic]

One thing about me is I’m gunna put some egg white in a cocktail

[chevo @Chevy_Bevis]

drinking a chai latte and contemplating every single decision i’ve ever made in my life! happy monday!

[zach @yach_ary]

y’all heard this?

[jabes @grindbyaic]

wearing a power trip shirt at the gym but lifting to PinkPantheress