Slightly Tanned Alex

Guaranteed to supply you with a variety of tweets you won’t enjoy

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

The most underrated part of our childhood was getting Roller Coaster Tycoon in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@The_Mexinadian This trade has already aged terribly. To move that pick unprotected in insanity, Buch being involved just made it that much worse.

[Jon Merrill's Mustache @merrillmustache]

Being a red wings fan at the trade deadline is like being excited for Christmas and every year you find out not only is Santa not real, your parents hate you #LGRW

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@UofMmarvel Whatever dataset this model got fed contained pics of ppl exclusively with crossed-eyes and 1-2 facial expressions lmao

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@Juuhatalo @InsiderLeBrun Ya just clicked on the profile. Fucker got me

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@RyanMacDonald86 @TSN_Sports Both a classless & brainless tweet

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@Phssgph @stonerdad @RyanHanaWWP He’s a little distracted being a dad and a stoner all at the same time. Give the guy a break

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

Finnie, MBN & ASP should all get a shot out of camp. #LGRW

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@koreanfitz @WingedWheelPod I’d rather have the buffalo wings

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@captainpepe0x69 LFG!!!! 🌕🐸

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

$pepe TO 👏 THE 👏 MOON 👏
🐸 🌕🐸🌕🐸🌕🐸🌕

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

@JustinTrudeau I'm admitting that reducing taxes will help Canadians, then in two months I'm hiking them right back up again.

And I also won't suspend income tax, sales tax, or climate tax.

I am a clown.

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@MGGA777 Ya what’s going on, thought this one still had some reach in the near future! Looks like it could follow the same trends as every memecoin on moonshot 😂

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@greggparini @PrimeauCj Jake Walman.

[blashdril @blashdril]

Taking them down from the inside 👍

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@DetRWnation Already signed lagesson we’re set

[blashdril @blashdril]

Anyone telling Steve to “wake up” needs to be quiet. Let him sleep. Do we want another Justin Holl contract? Andrew Copp? No. Let the man smoke weed and sleep in

[Slightly Tanned Alex @grindin_geers]

@DetroitTankCity 5x5.5 I believe…no way yzerman dishes that much term to an older vet like him. Praying he has a trade in the hopper that makes the Walman debacle make sense though…