Grinning Idiot

The North East's Best Nights of Live Stand-Up Comedy -
Newcastle, Gateshead, Sunderland, Washington, South Shields, Whitley Bay, Morpeth etc

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@JohnCleese What! I thought you were all dead!

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@fesshole Was he a nice guy?

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@acrossthepond44 @theAliceRoberts 😂😂😂 where did they learn that?

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@tinopener1 @joshxhowie Yep, no genocide or rape to see out there!

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STAND UP FOR PALESTINE!

Join some of the most talented and hilarious comedians at The Stand Comedy Club, Newcastle on Sunday 21st July to raise funds for Medical Aid for Palestinians (MAP ).

Book your tickets here: https://t.co/oL6YYGbrpP

#standup #palestine #comedy

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@RealBobMortimer Even the socket beside it is shocked at the height judging by the look on its face (plate)

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Right! Listen here! My mate @AlistairBarrie is doing a show tonight @Alphabetti and he’s a Ledge! Go and see him!

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@LewisSchaffer You looked happier though :-)

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@Dave68405134676 @talkSPORT Dave McKellar or Dave Mitchell from similar time.

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@MickFerry I once had someone who said to me, I'm a lover not a fighter as he shook my hand, then proceeded to head-butt me as he held my hand.

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@Billy_Bell99 When him and Longstaff together were in the team towards the end of last year, that's when we went on that great run.

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@Michaeldwood74 @StephSims9 @iloveidpol @TFMick1892 @nufctrust @NUFC Last 2 yrs I've got corporate tickets in Park Grill for last game of season, they've doubled in price this year to £343 per person (you only really got a sandwich). If you don't have access to the expensive sandwich, it's a way of driving additional revenue from basic tickets.

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@Michaeldwood74 @StephSims9 @iloveidpol @TFMick1892 @nufctrust @NUFC Maybe the club have put them up for sale to a 3rd party, build a relationship, for when stadium is extended and need to shift tix. NUFC can sell a ticket at £150 to a third party, who then adds margin on it versus selling to a local fan at £50, it's generating additional income.

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@marley_ferg @BenMFreeman I'm also originally from Bensham in Gateshead, I agree.

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@Eddyshe316 @SkySportDE Translated from German by Google
"I fear that in three weeks after the next game in Newcastle the Champions League will be more or less over for Dortmund." Do you agree with Hamann or do you believe in Dortmund? 🤔

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@Keir_Starmer I'm not sure 'stamp out' is the best phrase for an anti-violence message :-)

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@Edit_Kev Maybe clad the rear of the stand in stainless steel mirrors to maximise light from reflections, add light tunnels similar to how basement constructions get natural light into them, through the use of tubes and mirrors - there's got to be a way of doing it.

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@clynch_abi Edson Erantes Do Nascimento every time

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@Hawthornmag1953 @caseysean51 @ToonMouthTyne 7 of the squad Newcastle fans...Burn, Longstaff, Dummett, Anderson, Miley, Murphy & Hall.

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@clairethehair49 https://t.co/V36J2xtxNv