Lynzie

Observations of the world by an often ludicrous and generally sarcastic random gal.

[Lynzie @gripegal]

Just be a good fucking person. That's all anyone wants from you.

[Lynzie @gripegal]

Just got an email from @netflix about their new film Ghost Writer and noticed it was directed by Roman Polanski. I am disgusted that they are paying a child rapist to make movies for their platform. You should be ashamed of this @netflix

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

As always, my New Year's Resolution is to annoy less grammar pedants.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Fran called. She is still watching the Yule log on TV.

[Lynzie @gripegal]

@NaboCane Thank you so much!! Happy New Year to you as well! I haven’t been on here forever so I’m so glad to see your message! I hope 2022 is full of much happiness for you! 😊

[Lynzie @gripegal]

Shame on you 2021 for taking Betty White from us.

[Lynzie @gripegal]

@pattonoswalt You are awesome to worry about a fellow human being!

[Mary Kirk @iamMaryKirk]

Another hailstorm? This blue bin was like “Nope. Bye y’all, good luck with the rest of this year.”🤣 #yyc #yycstorm #abstorm

[Vedant Jain @V3DANTJAIN]

You can post suicide prevention phone numbers all you want, but if you really want to help prevent suicide, depression & self harm, stop being such assholes to each other online and in real life.

[Lynzie @gripegal]

2020 is an absolute clusterfuck.

[Lynzie @gripegal]

My TED Talk would just be me listing out all the foods I fantasize about.

[ephant (same name at bsky) @ephant]

People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.

They died, Carol. A lot of people died.

[Lynzie @gripegal]

Me waiting to get onto Amazon for Prime Day. #PrimeDay2018 #primeday #primedayfail

[Lynzie @gripegal]

Lady in the nail salon is in her pyjamas and now I wish I was in mine.

[Lynzie @gripegal]

@chrisdowning 😂

[Pasta Fazool @chrisdowning]

You're not allowed to judge someone based on their scream in bug related situations.

[Lynzie @gripegal]

@KatieTierneyH I know!! It’s so freaking great!

[Lynzie @gripegal]

Super pumped to binge watch Season 2 of The #SantaClaritaDiet ! Can’t wait to see what nonsense Sheila and Joel get into! @SCDiet

[Lynzie @gripegal]

Never trust someone who walks around with a book that is full of coloured tabs and covered in notes.