Double Cheeked Up On A Thursday Afternoon

I don't know if this is the darkest timeline, but it's certainly the weirdest. He/him.

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@mask_bastard Bruh, read the room.

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@dthmtldnceprty @InkMasterbator He'd slam dunk his kids into a piranha tank for a Hatsune Miku body pillow.

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@JayOfTheDeadMF Tyson should go Holyfield on his nuts and end his bloodline.

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@ria_guadagno @temultuouspanic If you can't be in a pretend polycule with your homies, then what even is the point of DND?

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@DIRK_STRANGLER

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@17_Citizen_76 @elmo Dude, just put the fries in the bag.

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@drakesouls @GreatCheshire Ehh, the British version of Kitchen Nightmares had its fair share of drama and shitheads, it just wasn't nearly as sensationalized. It's not like it was The Great British Bake-Off or anything.

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@PercThaGoat Give me 5 minutes with one of these and I'll make an exact topographical map of Middle Earth.

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@TheHorrorGuru If Florence Pugh was a stack of pancakes, they'd be some damn good pancakes.

[alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii]

i kno that clown won’t stand a chance

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@willnights1

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@aimeecarrero @extracandy_

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@JeremiahDJohns So has "coworker" just become the new "NPC"?

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@scythlyven Worth it.

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@ShadowTodd Azealia Banks of all people has no room telling anyone they fell off hard.

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@BrizzyVoices Respectfully of course.

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@DEEP_RED_BELLS Wait until you hear about the Disney porn vault.

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@deusura47 I feel like I could post a picture of a pickle on this site and within a few hours it'll trigger a heated debate about reproductive rights.

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@pinksunshinecos I wouldn't even make it to the bed.

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@FreeRosedark @000Troop If you really gave a shit about Palestine (which you don't) you'd be putting your money where your mouth is instead of using them as a cudgel to guilt people into rolling out the carpet for fascism.