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[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

asking “why don’t we just print more money” in a room full of men just to feel something

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The trees shake their leaves as if to express their disappointment in me

[Daniel @danielgothits]

just scrolled Linkedin for the first time in years lol how do people actually post like that and not wanna kill themselves

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im so full of unsaid words and that’s why im bloated all the time

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Much to do, much to learn, much to be.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

anytime i try to socialize i feel like a monster attempting to be human

[maha @mahaaaay]

alcohol is poison. unless you are drinking it with your friends on a lovely spring day

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If I shenan once

I'll shenanigan.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

There is not a single human who truly needs AI to survive, but every living creature on Earth needs clean air and fresh water.

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

Kinda hate the way everyone talks about everything

[majnoona @majnoonna]

they kill you after you graduate

[☭Stay Dangerous ⚒︎ @Now_we_Revolt]

The only data centers we need

[. @Fimiye]

One day we’re gonna have to watch an ad before they let us answer the phone.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I’ve scared Many a Hoe in my day Yes I have

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent