are your kids texting about lips??
LOL - lick our lips
LMAO - lip mouth AAA OOOOO
SMH - smacking my huge (lips)
WTF - what’re those flaps
STFU - stop that flappy upper (lip)
FFS - floppy flappy smackers
GTG - go tongue go
TBH - that be herpes
MY CRUSH SAID SHE WANTED TO K- 🤢🤢🤢🤢 KI- 🤢🤢🤢🤢 KIS- 🤢🤢🤢KISS ME ON NEW YEARS🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 FELLAS DONT PARTICIPATE IN THE PREMARITAL KISS SIN ON NEW YEARS 🤮🤮🤮🤮 I FEEL FUCKING SICK 🤮🤮
Literally any Jedi: *beats Palpatine in fight*
Palpatine: *remembers reverse psychology* yessss strike me down
Jedi: What
Palpatine: join me on the dark side
Jedi: where are you getting this from
Palpatine, completely bullshitting at this point: I am all the sith lmao