Ok so I wrote this poem, it's called 'You Did This'. Constructive criticism welcomed.
You did this.
By believing the lies printed in the Sun
The Mail, The Express and the Murdoch scum
By electing the likes of Alex de Pfieffel
The prosperity of overseas trade stifled
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So "Dan Corry, the former head of the No 10 policy unit under Brown", "has been selected to lead an internal review into environmental regulation, officials told the Financial Times". @FT
Corry "will examine Ofwat, Natural England and the Environment Agency, among other regulators, with a view to putting economic growth at the heart of the Department for Environment’s regulatory landscape".
This is going to get interesting, very interesting.
https://t.co/5S7ojow6jU
So here’s a tale…
I noticed Charlotte Owen, the junior aide Boris Johnson controversially ennobled, has a new gig with - shock! - Boris Johnson. But that’s only the start. There’s also uranium, Iran, Steve Bannon..& a LOT of qs
My piece for @ObserverUK
https://t.co/KQk2TsnedZ
"Swimmers warned not to enter the water at Exmouth due to pollution for fifth time."
Did you know that the @EnvAgency stops testing bathing quality at the end of September? At which point you're on your own until next May. You'll never even know. 🤮
https://t.co/LwItbTIVcG
@CarolineVoaden@RachelReevesMP Which party of government presided over the biggest rise in energy costs, Caroline, so we have the most expensive energy in Europe. In fact because of privatisation UK customers subsidise costs for customers in France at least
To be honest the fact that her post is enough to likely result in a lengthy custodial sentence BUT not to break Twitter rules sadly says everything you need to know about the platform.
#ToriesAreOut#StarmerIsPM60#farrightfails#TopTierKeir
https://t.co/UTyle1YkTb
🔎NEW: We've taken a look at how even after becoming an MP, Nigel Farage has remained a brand ambassador for a company called Direct Bullion to help it flog "tax free" gold.
🪙Yet another side hustle to add to the list...
https://t.co/jHsEh9RqVG
I feel Daniel Hannan is getting a lot of unfair press at the moment so here's something to balance it out, showing his keen mind and expertise in political analysis.