Garrow Bedrossian

➡️ @[email protected]
Melbourne boy making good in Brooklyn. Coffee, Code & Bagels.

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

You can find me over at @[email protected]

[Ariel Lopez @ArielLopez__]

Someone congratulated me recently and I started to deflect after I said thank you.

They said “I’m gonna give you your flowers, you can water them or not” and it stuck with me. We often don’t appreciate our current wins because we’re anticipating what’s next

Water your flowers.

[Charles Lambdin @CGLambdin]

That we have to constantly reinvent and sell ourselves is amazingly exhausting.

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

@taylordotbiz You must now climb into the tub.

[Charles Lambdin @CGLambdin]

New article. We've looked at US military planning and product work. We'll now go in a different direction and apply Marxist theory to product work. It's interesting stuff!

https://t.co/g2VQ8Cq8GW

[Charles Lambdin @CGLambdin]

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?

A commentary on "coaching".

https://t.co/LRIXmA01H4

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

Hello Sydney!

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

@engineering_bae @HealthEquity Yes, it’s a real mess.

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

@johncarneyau But also they don’t care. See “owning the libs” and “fuck your feelings”

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

@engineering_bae For cafes, a shot of espresso.

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

@engineering_bae Like choreographed flash mob dance numbers?

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

@birthmarkbart “Managing out” or “constructive dismissal”

[Matt Pocock @mattpocockuk]

Let's talk about branded types.

If I were building an app where security was critical, I'd use the crap out of them.

[Tomas Pueyo @tomaspueyo]

India just passed China as the most populous country in the world. Why?

Because of the biggest accident in history

Look at where people live in India. What's that band up north?

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

@johnbarton All my manager code is bash, sql, and spreadsheets, arrayformula(), vlookup()

[Sebastian Durandeu @sebadurandeu]

Great exercise for any programmer https://t.co/tx5jjM4jQb, thanks @b0rk and @kamalmarhubi

[Keunwoo Choi @keunwoochoi]

whoa, this is bigger than ChatGPT to me.
google almost solved music generation, i'd say.

https://t.co/s9PQaJ5R6A

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

@housecor We used a post-checkout hook to detect lock file changes and run “npm install” and “bundle install” in background processes.

[Steve (Builder.io) @Steve8708]

Do you know about :is() in CSS?

It's pretty handy!

More on :is(), as well as :where() and :has(), in my full article: https://t.co/xpVkVroWPB

[Garrow Bedrossian @grokfail]

@engineering_bae Seems like an uphill battle in a country where you can do your own electrical work, not wear a helmet, and buy repeating firearms.

[Charity Majors @mipsytipsy]

The original source for that anecdote about "the average hue of Starry Night" turns out to be @jrauser, at Velocity 2011. 🎉🥳🔥 O glorious day!

I've been googling and searching for this for YEARS. And it's even better than I remembered!!

https://t.co/j0aunSdu0e