Avid Moon Dicer

Dicing the moon, avidly.

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

Pinned tweets are cool and hip.

[Eric Lee @EricLeeAtty]

Monstrous behavior by ICE and Alabama police, who blamed a Honduran mother for "abandoning" her child when they arrested & deported her without him. The son, Orlin, a US citizen, was then murdered by abusive relative and Trump admin wont let her return to bury him. Nightmarish.

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

The "new" classic spicy chicken is still trash, @Wendys

No lettuce? It was hot, but not crispy. Kind of dry.

I miss the old spicy chicken sandwich that was made from chicken.

But thanks, Wendy's, for reminding me to not eat your food.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

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[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@ByYourLogic Real cats catch their own chickens

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@MLB I want to watch Satchel Paige pitch

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@Acyn This is not a serious country.

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@Acyn Madness. If you want it, pass a bill.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Host: What's most shocking is the age of some of the models at the parties [with Trump].

Pilling: There were girls, I would say 14, 15 years old from Europe. The European girls.

Host: They were 14?

Pilling: There were girls that were 14, 15 years old, for sure. I mean, I didn't run up and say, "How old are you?" But they looked younger than I was and I was 17. You just knew because of what they were wearing and how they would hold themselves.

Male Witness: And these girls are all like, you know, anywhere from 14, 15, 16 years old. There were very few girls above the age of 19 there.

Host: And you saw Donald Trump with these girls who were that young, 15, 16.

Male Witness: Absolutely.

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@RepThomasMassie I bet that really takes the sting out of it. Ad hominem is always a sign of weakness anyway.

[✪ 𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 ℍ𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 ✘ @BBN_Bucky]

He gave his dad a gummy and took him to a museum 😅💀

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@YoungHegaylian @Tylerswinn5721 @Diegotrip1 @joshuarolson These trolls are weak.

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@daveanthony We're only allowed to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

My dog, Lyla, is spoiled. She didn't want to eat dinner without her spoonful of yogurt.

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

Justice for #Vilerat wasn't on my 2026 bingo card.

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@willmenaker Well you see, it's different because

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@asadabukhalil It's stunning how many of these emails have terrible punctuation.

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@Stranger_Things

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@klug_alters How do you know for sure? Could be full of money...

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@willmenaker Finally, a podcast! Why didn't you think of that, Will?

[Avid Moon Dicer @gromdul]

@rachbarnhart You get the stupidest repliers