Grongo Congo

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BRO WTF GOING ON IN BRAZIL

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(struggling to carry anvil to check-out) you think this is enough to do me in?

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Easiest way to die 2026 (working)

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The world at large is conspiring to get this dick 😭 😭

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Just squealed like a pig

Wow that was embarrassing

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I just lost everything

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Wtf even is a casserole

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I'm really trying to figure out what I posted to be blocked by geekdon

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Fattest guy you know just bought a guy Fawkes mask

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If life is a goomba then I'm Mario bros

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I live in a mushroom house

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Just listened to a podcast about how to look cooler and smoke more weed

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Glancing between my brothers kids and a fetal alcohol syndrome diagram on my phone under the table and shaking my head

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My ops make me flutter jump

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(comes home to find my shoes chewed up)
Who the fuck did this

The dog:

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Me watching all things happen behold us

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Drinking a shot

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The kids at the playground laugh and call me names

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Being torn apart by a pack of wolves

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Being preyed upon by a pack of wolves but smiling the whole way through