alpha fool

they’re emotional support bees ma’am

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

either everything’s a joke or nothing is. or some things are

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

Be on the lookout for everything. It’s everywhere!

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my cave. Focused on my shadows.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i look pretty much as good as dua lipa right now but i'm not posting any photos because i'm too busy being engaged in matters of the mind

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Gale Na @poisonjr]

he kissed me and it felt like an email

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I love when a girlie says something completely fucking insane so i can be all No literallyyy about it

[Alex @midsmoker34]

you don’t wanna smoke w me when i get high i start acting like joe biden

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

“my life is a movie” my life is a short story. I do one boring task all day and reflect on three events that led me to that point. in the end my perspective changes slightly. or I do something incredibly violent

[prance @bocxtop]

“if I can play devils advocate for a second” bro just let me talk to the devil himself u are sooo annoying

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

[john @ChillAssShawty]

society needs more caves and less e-mails

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Huge if true

[auntie kat @awahihte]

Snipers on Elijah’s mother while she spoke. Riot gear to dismantle a violin vigil with children in a park. Tear gas & pepper spray on children barely in their teens. How can you look away?