Gross Rear

Parody account, Green MSP, Benevolent re-educator, Socialist, Free Plastecine ✊🇦🇪Defund Clydebank Police, As Michael Jackson fan my pronouns are he/he

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

The disgraceful treatment of Shemima Begum shows why Scotland needs Independence from horribly racist UK

In diverse, tolerant & inclusive 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 we see no colour, race, creed or class. However, no way is she getting put in Bearsden with me. We'll chuck her in Easterhouse or Paisley

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

Apologies; I forgot to mention hungover postmen dipping sticky fingers into envelopes, fishing for birthday money

No, look. I'm just ENRAGED that I was turned away from door at summit even though I was main speaker..this is DISGRACE, heads must roll, starting with postman

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

On my way to the G7 summit in Cornwall today ready to address fellow world leaders from the head of the table

My invite didn't arrive in post but you know what Postmen are like, too hungover or too busy peeping through letterboxes. Patrick assures me I am the the main speaker

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

I need to speak to the IT clowns at the Greens Office first thing tomorrow

The other day I downloaded the maps of Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Ireland for an assignment...

the total file size was 1GB 😡���🤬🤬

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

The health of our eco-system & environment remains the most pressing issue in Scotland for the Greens..most of the time, when we remember

Just because I am prominent politician, doesn't mean I am not doing my bit. I am fashioning my old underwear into face masks. DM for prices

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

You shower should be bowing down to Patrick. He has shown he is not afraid to bend the rules to get results.

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

By all means, continue to tweet me your bile regarding our innocent refreshments on George St

You working class simpletons really don't know whats best for you do you? You just don't get it. We sacrifice it all to make a better Scotland. And you would deny us recreation time?

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

Many of my constituents are asking if we are such good socialists, then why were we boozing on the tax payers £ on a Monday afternoon on George St, Edinburgh..the most expensive & opulent street in the capital?

Let me be frank, there is a perfectly good & honest reason for us t

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

Things have been heating up between Kate Forbes & I.
She said,"I want you to take off my dress"
I said,"ok"
"Then I want you to take off my bra,"she continued.
"Ok"
"Then I want you to take off my panties and high heels"
"ok!"
"AND GIVE THEM BACK TO ME ME YOU DEVIANT GINGER TWAT"

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

There seems to be some confusion surrounding the imminent 🇮🇳April 02 reparation tax for crimes of Empire. Let me be clear🗣️📢THERE IS NO OPT-OUT OPTION

Many are also asking if I’ll personally be paying tax? No. My pal Hardeep said its fine & in past so my party & I are exempt

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

Failure to provide reparations to 🇮🇳India for the crimes of the 🇬🇧British Empire reflect poorly on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotland & are shameful. I’ll be looking to pass motion for new tax on those earning above £16,000 a year. About 37% of your wage shd be enough to cleanse blood from your hands

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Fast forward 10 years and how he's passing laws jailing people for using those words.

What happened Humza? You used to be cool.

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

Quick, someone get me Alyn on the phone again..anyone liking & sharing these can expect a sharp knock at the door. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. 👁️

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

Parents! Help teach the kids how an SNP government works by simply taking all their sweeties off them & telling them to fuck off.

HALT🤚👆the above is an example of hate speech under Humza’s new laws so watch your tongue! Humza & I are watching 👁

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

Unfortunately I've had to spend the morning of my day off on calls with Alyn, taking names & addresses

It seems some of you found my tiny doll sized hands amusing & chose to air your opinion. I'll have you know, mother once made me so angry I crushed a grape with that bare hand

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

What I'm wearing for my oath in
@ScotParl this morning 🇰🇼🥕✊

[Ross Greer @Ross_Greer]

What I'm wearing for my oath in @ScotParl this morning 🇵🇸
#ISupportPalestine #GazaUnderAttack

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

I can't in good faith watch Scotland continue to ignore insidious systematic misogyny/sexism any longer. Our women have a right to feel safe

New law I am proposing means boyfriends/husbands MUST receive written permission from partner before making intimate move #MeToo

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

I love listening to 80's music! It takes me back to good times like when I wasn't alive

[Gross Rear @GrossRear]

Rangers fans are REMINDED to stay from George Sq this weekend. We are so close to end of C19 & 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Government has been so generous to let us drink outside in howling rain/wind recently so don't blow it now. For ref; Indy & BLM marches still ok as they bring awareness to good cause