Muppet’s Shutter Island

im just kidding,

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

Some of you need to hear this

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

Why am I having a really good hair day when I’m getting a haircut tomorrow

[coma @doomedsarcoma]

extinction is forever

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

@Ciaomeow999 @noblewestars @USNationalGuard Run it up

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

Why is getting a haircut $100 now

[Garrett @Theyeenman]

How it feels

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

@chribdotnet Thank you

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

Waiting for my shift to end so I can rescue my stuffed animal from the mailbox

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

@PNWTakes6767 @marxiners And you have 0 bitches

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

@PNWTakes6767 @marxiners Literally no correlation

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre the love of my life and to some extent my nemesis

[mónica! 💿 @webmica]

I need to get DRUNK and get TOUCHED ON.

[g @34rths]

I'm going to be so kind that I make everybody feel like somebody

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

@hannahkrieg It has everything!

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

@bitchscratch Ah, the classic Hitler Spoon Trick (your dad’s a freak sorry that happened to you)

[Muppet’s Shutter Island @Grouch0Barx]

@samlymatters Dads rule

[Charles Spider @Charles4Spider]

@northstardoll