Misapprehensions

mis-a-(p)pre-hen[d]-sion-s:
wrong-at-before-grab, the concept of; two or more instances of.

Been wrong more than twice.
An utterly involuntary vision quest.

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On third look, random letters and numbers filled in where it said *UHHHHH."
Is this buffering? *loading beachball*

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Absentee Shawnee tag that just said "UHHHHH"

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@TheKing_OfNYC @MANlTHEDON Lol
Change your name to peasant
Kings are secure.

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@ChrisCaesar This annoying hot take could have been avoided by comprehending the opening phrase "not every man who"

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In the spring, I got very sick and hallucinated there were cows on the lawn. I just wish they'd come back.

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Patrick Enright, The Road Doctor, riding his motorcycle down Robinson Street. I wish it really had to been you.

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Stan Silliman walking down Lindsey Street in a nice coat, like mine. Hey, Stan. Nice to see you again, even briefly.

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@mathmaggots Grunge is leadbelly's grandbaby. It makes sense and would be v touching

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It's really real.

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"I saw a *thing* run across the floor"
A rabbit?
"Opposite."
-B

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Black ghost cat prancing across the hood of my car.

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When you break it down like that, misapprehensions can be interpreted as "multiple incorrect takes."

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Georgie in his raincoat by the roadside
On a dry evening becomes a bicycle route sign

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They're so cute.

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Also, I don't know if he's the one that's knocking over shit in the drag room. It's either him or a raccoon. I'm hoping for a raccoon. Th...

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the ghost of hundreds who have sat in that spot.

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He's only there a second, but that's long enough to broadcast that he's too disaffected to even right now. Thus he is

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and almost, but doesn't quite pull it off. I'm on a ladder, hanging a projector, eye level with him, but we never meet each other's gaze.

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It's just me and him in The Wreck tonight. On the top bleacher, he's carefully arranged in a shape like John Bender,