Deedee

Lawyer. tired 24/7

[Noluvuyo 🌹 @NiceToNolu]

vukani bethuna!! MY MOM JUST BEAT BREAST CANCER!! 🥹🥹🥹

[Deedee @growingdodo]

@TheLord_Jeybro Hi please I need your assistance but unable to DM

[Pyrate @CEOLandshark]

One hack to understand what you're naturally good at - look at places where your standards are way higher than average, just naturally.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

A Nigerian lady living in Panama draws the attention of Kashcoming and Mavo after hearing a Spanish song that sounds like their song “Hello,” calling on them to sue the Spanish singer for allegedly stealing the song chorus for chorus and beat for beat.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“A woman’s place is in the kitchen”

But you want a female doctor to examine your wife?

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

when you decide to stop all that fake laughing at your job

[OjieMusic @TweetOjie]

There’s a phase you get to in life life,
all those hymns you sang in your childhood as mere songs , starts making total sense

Because what a friend we really have in Jesus ?

[Emre Azizlerli 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @EAzizlerli]

When I worked at the BBC, I used to do night shifts till around 6:00. The BBC would book me a cab to take me back home. I was a news producer. As I waited for the car at the reception, there would be an army of EXCLUSIVELY black people, who arrived by bus, to get in the building.

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Nah I am in tears

[The Big Bird🦅⚽️ @c_mobike]

When you see it 🤣😂😂😂

[Abu Bintān @BashirAjia]

I got a better understanding of this some years ago when my sister was encouraging me to get married, & I told her I wanted to be fully set first — own my car, properly furnish my apartment, &make some long-term investments.

She then asked a shocking bt thought-provoking questn:

[Deedee @growingdodo]

I need tickets to see Bovi at O2 London tomorrow 😫

[Eziokwu @Iameziokwu]

There are men who will text “I miss you” and immediately go to sleep.

Then there is Abbas. He put on a Hijab, adjusted his voice, risked being disgraced, beaten, arrested, and turned into the biggest topic in Yobe just because he wanted to see his girl.

William Shakespeare would have looked at this and quietly opened a notebook. This is the kind of foolish, reckless, dangerous love that built stories like Romeo and Juliet. Not because it was wise. But because it was so intense that common sense stopped working.

Imagine the planning. Borrowing clothes. Sneaking through the street. Rehearsing how to walk. Hoping nobody notices your voice is too deep or your slippers are size 46. Then entering another man's house knowing that if you are caught, you are finished.

And he still went.

People should stop saying Nigerian men are not romantic. Some of them are out here risking their freedom, their dignity and the possibility of becoming a permanent family story told every Christmas.

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office, and they took off for her house.

Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.

Confused, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"

[☆ @literarrium]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[David @latte147]

Morning everyone 👋

I took my suit to the cleaners, who wanted to charge me £20. I gave my suit to the charity shop next door. They cleaned and pressed it and put it in the window. I bought it for £4.50! 😂

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

⚠️ A WEALTHY Arab Sheikh visiting YORKSHIRE was suddenly taken to hospital after becoming seriously ill and he needed an emergency blood transfusion! 🩸

Unfortunately the sheikh had a very rare type of blood and the LGI didn't have any in stock 😲

After some frantic calls, a Yorkshire farmer from up in the dales is located who has the same blood type and he agrees to make his way to Leeds to donate some blood.

The Sheikh recieives the blood and begins to get better. He tells his assistant that he should send the farmer many lavish gifts as a show of his appreciation.

A few days later the Yorkshireman answers the door to be greeted with a brand new tractor, £250,000 in cash, a pouch full of diamonds and a life time supply of Yorkshire tea 🚜💵☕️

A couple of days later, the Sheikh begins to get ill again and the hospital have to phone the Yorkshireman, who was more than happy to donate some more blood 💉

After receiving the blood the Sheikh gets better and once again tells his assistant to send the Yorkshireman some gifts as a show of his appreciation but this time when the Yorkshireman opens his door all he receives is a Thank you card and a £10 voucher for Toby Carvery! 😲

The Yorkshireman was shocked that the Sheikh did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before.

He phoned the Sheikh and asked him; ☎️

"What's this all abart? I thought tha would be generous again, a thought that tha would gimme some more money and diamonds .... but thas only given me a card and a chuffin 10 quid voucher ya tight get!" 🤷‍♂️

The sheikh replied;

"Aye lad ya reyt, but av got Yorkshire blood in me veins nar!" 😂

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

The energy from the video 🔥

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

Everyday you’re closer to being ordinary than to being spectacular and that’s why you must rage against the dying of the light daily. You must not spare even a moment being mediocre. You must pursue excellence.

[Chris @ChrisGPT]

My brother in Christ we are 5 months away from AI being able to do an 8 hour human task and you think this is a game?

We have a trillion dollars in compute going online in 3 years to train shit you can’t even conceive.

We have anthropic confidently saying they know how to solve continuous learning and Google with their nested learning paper.

We are about to have quantum and photonic compute in the US in 2027 - 2028

OpenAI is about to drop yet another state of the art model Q1

The US GDP is at 4.3% without job growth the AI productivity gains have already started. Expect to see 5% next year.