This is a real birth position btw and it’s great!! Gravity does all the work. Women push on their back because King Louis XIV was a freaky mf’er who got off on watching women birth his kids so that’s how we ended up with that “standard” birth position.
men: just tell him no thank you, & you’re not interested
me: no thank you
men in real life: wow forreal sweetheart? it’s like that? i’m that ugly? we can’t even be friends? damn. where you going tho? why you walking so fast? can i come?