TEENAGE DIRTBAG

I'm Callie. calypso. cats. coffee

[Gerard Way @gerardway]

Happy Birthday to the absolute love of my life, my best friend, amazing mother, artist, bass player @lynzway!

[Gerard Way @gerardway]

Don't mind me, just encouraging a squirrel to run out of the road

[TEENAGE DIRTBAG @grubandmagic]

Forever being told what I want to here not the actual truth.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Turning down a cup of tea for no reason and instantly knowing you've made a terrible, terrible mistake

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The sadness of having to assess your own face for ages in the hairdresser's mirror

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being so fascinated by it still being light that you spend the evening watching it get dark

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Hovering your finger a millimetre from the train door button, so everyone knows you have the situation under control

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Unknown number rings phone
<Sits perfectly still in terrified silence until it goes away>

[TEENAGE DIRTBAG @grubandmagic]

And I am finally back on Twitter! It's been too long ahaa

[TEENAGE DIRTBAG @grubandmagic]

im so tired...but want to go to tge lub #firstworldproblems

[TEENAGE DIRTBAG @grubandmagic]

Bloody emotions. Urgh. Men piss me off >.<

[TEENAGE DIRTBAG @grubandmagic]

Mixed emotions.

[Josh @jxshroberts]

How to use shower gel

[TEENAGE DIRTBAG @grubandmagic]

Watching the cabin in the woods :)

[Jamie Campbell Bower @Jamiebower]

Life is what you make it. Grab it by the dick and, if it decides to jizz in your eye wipe it off and keep on wanking. X

[TEENAGE DIRTBAG @grubandmagic]

I cant help but really love 50 shades of grey .... Yup k bye

[TEENAGE DIRTBAG @grubandmagic]

So in getting better, im feeling better so fuck all u who gave up on me...

[Fact @Fact]

The funniest people are often also the most depressed.

[TEENAGE DIRTBAG @grubandmagic]

I think im forever going to be that girl who, when she likes a guy- they just move away....

[TEENAGE DIRTBAG @grubandmagic]

Had such a wonderfull past two days <3 going to miss the feels x