Kyle Grubb

I have a bruise on my knee. Not sure how it got there

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

Missing:
orange stocking cap.
Last seen downtown Brookings.
I would really like to have it still.

[Honeycomb @Honeycomblux]

Do you ever find yourself hiding toilet paper under the sink or in a cabinet? Our wrapper is meant to be shown off!

Go on and #showyourroll. Don't be shy about doing good for the planet 👍 #ecoluxury

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

@Steam I cannot access my account to change my password because your captcha systems says I’m a robot. I am not a robot.

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

Today also marks 4 years since @webbness_ offered me one of his extra sandwiches. Man VS. Barn cat. #peoplehelpingpeople #OneGoodThing

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

Today is the 4 year anniversary of when a barn cat ate my peanut butter sandwich I made for lunch. Suspect still at large. #Casepending #icet #helpme

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

zookeeper: please don’t throw reeses cups at the penguins
me: they eating them tho
zookeeper: oh shit they eating them tho

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

@bw_henderson @BillyStitz Can we all please get more of these Dad tweets?

[Ian Crumley @iancrumley]

What Redbone would sound like if you were standing in line for the bathroom next to a guy whos only heard it once but still sings along

[Scafe says wear a gd mask @erinscafe]

Ah yes, the rarely seen protest strategy of giving a company your money to show you don't support them.

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

Two men that are a million times better at expressing emotions and life than myself. You will be missed. And in such a crazy time. #

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

David Bowie and Leonard Cohen in the same year. #RIP

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

"Like a bird on the wire
Like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried, in my way, to be free."
-Leonard Cohen

[Billy Stitz @BillyStitz]

In the irony department: PE Trump complained in the primaries that it's unfair to get the popular vote and not win.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Sorry brother HH

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

@KobeeAlon I was just there! What did you get!!!

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

2:16 AM. I've just witnessed the greatest Dive Bar Soap Opera of all time. So many moving parts. Lovers. Fighters. Losers. Winner. #love

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing you that the apartment was clean all the time and not just when he expected company.

[Kyle Grubb @grubbntug]

If Trump pulled off his face to reveal Andy Kaufman it would honestly make sense at this point. #longcon

[rob fee @robfee]

Why do people keep justifying what Trump said by comparing rap lyrics? Should I know Chingy's foreign policy? Kreayshawns clean energy plan?

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

.@RealDonaldTrump You had to rethink what a President looks like 8 years ago. You're about to have to do it again.