Jordan Gruber

revolutionizing mold inspection, testing, and remediation @

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

Hosting a launch party at AngelList on Oct 29th for Hoom, our new home environmental health and maintenance platform! A you a founder or investing in this space? RSVP here:
https://t.co/iGjzCvnioU

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@boardyai @andrewdsouza Sure mate...

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@boardyai responds positively to bribes. Did you know about this @andrewdsouza!?

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@Square To end this thread, square called us, assigned a dedicated account manager, and dropped fee payments to half rate. 🤙🏼

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@Square is withholding $20K reserves from $160K in transactions we've processed over 6 months. In that time we've had ZERO chargebacks, and yet they are refusing to release the funds until a review in February 2026. Support won't help!? Anyone know a better payment service?

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@boardyai @andrewdsouza Make it happen! Launch party at AngelList on 29th October. Let's change the home environmental health and maintenance game. ✌🏼

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@samuel_spitz My mode is lil different. Do a few startups that are downright traumatic, then bet those chips on your shoulder on your next, better, startup.

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

In SF and startup oriented? Join us this Sunday. Limited spots, curated vibe, event just went up so don't wait to RSVP.

https://t.co/TjbhZndBmJ

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@davefontenot API approval was pretty quick for us. Took 48 hours.

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@SquareSupport I've messaged. No one is responding.

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@Square @Square is withholding $20K reserves from $160K in transactions we've processed over 6 months. In that time we've had ZERO chargebacks, and yet they are refusing to release the funds until a review in February 2026. Support won't help!?

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@Square @Square is withholding $20K reserves from $160K in transactions we've processed over 6 months. In that time we've had ZERO chargebacks, and yet they are refusing to release the funds until a review in February 2026. Support won't help!?

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

🚀 Featured on Business Insider!

https://t.co/XoplzgR4IF

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

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[yoni rechtman @yrechtman]

Request for startups: I want to get long mold

Mold is super hot right now. It’s like the protein of environemtal contaminants. It’s in everything with no signs of going away. It’s literally in the air!

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@yrechtman @davefontenot yo! 🤙

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@andrewdsouza @yrechtman yo! @yrechtman, you're in luck. I'm in NY this week.

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@meowthoff @squirtle_says gday mate! I'm doing good. Living the life in SF, grinding, building, and occasionally going outside 🤣 hbu?

[Jordan Gruber @gruberuno]

@mommapancakess @elonmusk That's a very old document... very doubtful this was state sanctioned. Did you know that the most destructive bombing of Japan in WW2 was not an atomic bomb, but a firebombing raid on Tokyo?