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[Allister @GrugMason]

There is currently someone SCREAMING into my recycling bin outside

[Allister @GrugMason]

@InkMasterbator The American version would probably cost $20 to slap the statue

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@HeathcliffPang @simongerman600 Incredible joke lmao

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub Average Kojima character name

[Allister @GrugMason]

@bobby_on_mars bbno$!
no$??!
no$ Jerry!

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub You been using Dawn's Dead Fish-Dog Meadow scent?

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub Heeehhehe

[Allister @GrugMason]

@cevangelista413 Him returning as Columbo the White
"...And another thing"

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub https://t.co/IvFCf3TVPt

This dude made an in-Brick functional accelerometer. Crazy cool stuff

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub Statue of Mothman-Liberty??

[Allister @GrugMason]

@MaxVOAO This looks like ass.

[Allister @GrugMason]

@NationalMallNPS "Every hour on the hour"
How the fuck does it go till 11:30 then?
Morons.

[Allister @GrugMason]

@suchnerve I like using "you still down for hanging out?" for immediate circumstances

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub Record a voice note of it and never open it again

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub Is Toronto okay with you?

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub Bobblehead would have more realistic physics

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub It's certainly centered as such. It's not even the right place to put breasts, but that's clearly what they're supposed to be

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub I've done it, it's VERY worth it

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub They were probably overthinking it just a thad

[Allister @GrugMason]

@muddaub Hell yes. I don't even wanna pronounce it